Who wants to play "Explain your favorite film horribly"?

It doesn’t have to be your favorite film, because if you stuck to your favorite film you’d only get to post once.
Everybody gets to guess at the name of the movie.

I’ll start:

So, like, there was this white guy and he got hit by a train and died. And then his fiance married another guy. And then this tiny little black lady killed that guy. And then this giant, big black guy barbecued him. And then this skinny, white police guy, who was looking for the guy, ate the barbecue, but he didn’t know what it was. And then they found the dead guy’s car. And then they put this cute white girl on trial. And then the preacher guy lied, becasue he had his hand on a copy of Moby Dick, and not the Bible, and she got off scott free, which is good because she didn’t do it. Also, honey. TOWANDA!!!