[Fluff time] Bless the Flutheronian below you challenge, how well would you do?

It should be quite easy, you simply bless or edify the one posting after you, the rub is, you never know who it might be, but can you bless or edify them anyhow? The way it would go:
• Larry Lunchmeat puts out his blessing; ”I bless the Flutheronian below me with unlimited gas for their car”.
• John Q coming in gets that blessing. Then he post a blessing, ”I bless the Flutheronian below me with an expert massage every day when they come home”.
• Susie Homemaker come on and gets that blessing, she then post ”To the Flutheronian below me I bless steak and lobster dinner every weekend”
• And so on, and so on.
How well do you believe you can do? How long will it even last? Take the challenge and find out.