What did the elephant say to the naked man?

How do you breathe through that little thing?

Damned good guess, and close to the mark. The answer—“what can you pick up with THAT?”

I think that would depend on what sort of club he picks her up in.
Oh I am bad during these dead of night hours.

Said Pachy (formerly pachyderm-in-the room) to the naked man:

Now THOSE are what I call PEANUTS!

Oh man! How did I miss “What did Pachy say to the naked man?” Inexcusable!

… and now, how can I possibly pass up this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to plagiarize Groucho Marx?

I spotted a man without pajamas. Why he was without pajamas, I’ll never know.

“bite the this branch, human, I am going in dry”.

It’s nice, but can it pick up peanuts?

“My trunk’s bigger than yours.”

@ragingloli, EWWWWW!

Penis jokes, aye?!
Well, here’s true story from the mouth of a 4 year old. We took the twins to Red Lobster. After we got our food Kale started asking everyone what they had.
Mom said, “Crab linguini.”
Kale looked at her, startled, and said, “Crab like my weenie?”

When my son was a little tyke, about 4, he found one of those elongated balloons in the house. He held it up to his groin area and, in utter astonishment he said, “This is is bigger than my penis!” He couldn’t believe anything could be bigger than his penis.

Listen, as a very old Spike Milligan describes The White Eared Elephant