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Have you ever run across a funny epitaph?

Asked by NomoreY_A (5518points) May 15th, 2017

Not being morbid, but have you ever seen something like, “I Told You I Was Sick”? Or, “RIP Three Finger Stan. Brought a knife to a gunfight, an ignorant man”

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imrainmaker's avatar

How will you react to..“See you soon!”

filmfann's avatar

My Mom often said “I’m never making tacos again!” when she would get burned by popping grease. We considered making that her epitaph (she often joked it should be).

Hawaii_Jake's avatar

I don’t think it was actually used, but Dorothy Parker of the Algonquin Round Table fame wanted hers to say, “Pardon my dust.”

NomoreY_A's avatar

“All in all, I’d rather be in Philadelphia”. Epitaph of W.C. Fields.

NomoreY_A's avatar

“Pappy loved the wimmin, mama caught ‘em out a swimmin. RIP Pappy”

RedDeerGuy1's avatar

The treasure is buried in the aaggg.

imrainmaker's avatar

Here’s the link if you want more of these..)

NomoreY_A's avatar

@imrainmaker Thanks! I love this stuff. I know, I’m an odd egg, ain’t I?

MrGrimm888's avatar

^I don’t think your odd… To my understanding, you’ve been a good addition to the pond:)

Strauss's avatar

^^What a great epitaph that would be!

kritiper's avatar

There is the old Western headstone:
“Here lies Lester Moore
Four slugs from a .44
No less,
No more.”

Strauss's avatar

Here lies Little Willie.
Little Willie was a chemist,
Little Willie is no more.
What Willie thought was H2O
Was really H2SO4!*

*H2SO4 = Sulfuric acid.

rojo's avatar

Harry Edsel Smith of Albany, New York:
Born 1903—Died 1942
Looked up the elevator shaft to see if the car was on the way down.
It was.

RedDeerGuy1's avatar

Any clip of Trump saying that global climate change is a hoax Is our epitaph.

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