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(NSFW)Could a Earth woman survive sex with Super Man?

Asked by MrGrimm888 (18985points) May 20th, 2017

There are many variables at play here…

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Patty_Melt's avatar

Of course she could, in fact, she would never have to say, “faster” more than once.

ragingloli's avatar

Easily.
In fact, despite his self image as “super man”, he is a total bore and failure in bed with a microscopic penis. There is a reason why you can not see a bulge when he is wearing his spandex.

LuckyGuy's avatar

Only Lois really knows.

canidmajor's avatar

Larry Niven thinks not.

imrainmaker's avatar

^^ Here’s the link what @canidmajor is talking about superman and sex

ucme's avatar

Well if the Invisible Man was humping her & Superman climbed on, then he’d get a bit of a shock…

kritiper's avatar

No. The climax would be fatal.

ragingloli's avatar

Also, he would never have sex with a woman. His true love is Batman.
There is a NSWF comic adaptation for it. Just google “Great Red Krypton”.

filmfann's avatar

There is a discussion on this in “Mall Rats”. Only Wonder Woman might survive, since Superman would toss a shot like an RPG.

ARE_you_kidding_me's avatar

^^I was just about to say that

rojo's avatar

Bruce Banner might be able to handle it.

Pachy's avatar

Sure, if he were super gentle.

Rarebear's avatar

Sure. Lois and Clark schtup all the time.

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