What's your covfefe?

It clearly isn’t English or any other familiar language. That leaves the possibility it is a code word used by the president to communicate with Russia.

It is not a word. He fell asleep while tweeting and those are the letters his stiff hair landed on.

Trump was typing the words “press coverage” when he drifted off, and typed “fefe”, which is an item prisoners make to jerk off into.
Probably NSFW.

Why he was thinking about that isn’t important.

It is a message to extra terrestials

We will

Chase you
Out of
Venus
For
Ever
For
Ever

$1 and a covfefe will get you a cup of coffee anywhere.

It’s a phenomenon that can’t be imitated or reproduced and that won’t last; in fact, I think its time has already passed.

People latched onto it with a show of relief—I wouldn’t call it a sigh; it was more like a scream—because it was a moment of comedy that everyone could afford to laugh at without dividing along cutthroat partisan lines.

It was like the brief interlude of humor interrupting the mounting horror of a classic tragedy, the comic relief that gives you perspective and brings you back to yourself. It’s the drunken porter answering the knock at the gate in Macbeth: the sudden sharp contrast that lets you exit the darkening drama just for a moment, just long enough to realize what you’re seeing—what you’ve become used to, how far you’ve strayed from “normal”—and to recognize what you’re expecting: something terrible is going to happen.

Melania Trump’s official title when she accompanies the Big Guy on international trips. Used especially when they visit Russia.

Am I right?

Lately, just decaf.