Am I a cougar?

This is a long running joke between me and my wife. She also calls me a pedo, though in itself is not funny, it is when we talk about this.

Of course I do not cheat on my wife, but I get serious crushes on celebrities, mostly men. (I do have crushes on certain female celebrities, but not to the extent I get male celebrity crushes.) I put my crush of the moment on my lock screen, on my computer wallpaper at work. I try to consume all their media (TV, movies). I follow them on social media.

Most of my crushes are younger than I, but by no means under age. I blame it on my body wanting to breed, but maybe it’s just my immature self.

My crushes started about 3 years ago. First it was him. He was still in his 20’s when my crush developed. Still love him though.

Then him. He makes my heart flutter.

Now it is him. Good lord. He just gets my engine roaring. He has to be the one I’ve crushed on the hardest. Like, I’d ask my wife for a pass if I ever was in that situation. He is only 29 right now.

I am 43.

Your thoughts?

(I put this in social, but I’m not happy about it)