Does NASA really have a child slave colony on Mars?
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June 30th, 2017
There are some questionable circumstances and children do keep disappearing. And probably the biggest hint is that NASA denies it
Are we setting up an alternate planet so that when Trumps ratings are so low and he starts WWIII in order to get them up we (well, not we but “they”) will have a place to go?
What are your thoughts and/or opinions?
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NASA deals in fiction on a daily basis.
I heard some things that even their fiction is fictional….
C’mon, @rojo! Where is the tilde?
No, but we do.
Well, technically it is not a slave colony.
It is a pantry.
@rojo – you weren’t supposed to let that secret out. Now the Mars invasion force is coming to Earth to hunt you down.
If I were to guess @Dutchess_III I would say probably on mars. In fact, I believe Mare Tilde, on the dark side, is where the colony is located.
They are farming humans for Loli’s snacks.
They aren’t technically slaves, they are free to go anywhere they want and eat anything they find. And they are free to leave anytime they want and can find someone to give them a ride home.
Of course, they are a lot bigger than they were when they were transported in the toddler pens. Could be a cramped two years getting back to Earth.
Well, what are they going to find to eat that can live in the dark and at temps of -81 F? Not to mention no oxygen.
The worrying thing is there’s probably someone out there that’s read that and is outraged.
@Hawaii_Jake
You know it. Human child meat is tender and succulent.
Toddlers taste best.
@Lightlyseared Someone just posted an article on Facebook that stated that some church called LifeSong, in Fayetteville NC was going to quit making any mention of God in order to increase their congregation. They were quite outraged.
Two seconds of research showed there is no LifeSong church in Fayettevill, NC, and the article came from a Christian satire site.
Omitted from the OP was that this was put forward by Alex Jones.
So obviously it’s not child-slavery. Jones knows because of his involvement with child-sex and sacrifice to Cthulhu camps.
Wasn’t there a cookbook written by Kanamit entitled To Serve Man!? Maybe Alex Jones can study it.
The slaves are in Asia and India… making clothing and shoes and random junk.
Do they have MRSA on Mars?
^Yeah. But it’s “MARSA.”...
I’d be much more worried at the child slave colonies run by the Department of Homeland Security, that are known as holding camps for families waiting to be deported.
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