[NSFW] Which mainstream actor, dead or alive, should, or should have, at some point in their carreer, switched to doing hardcore pornography?

Julie Andrews

From what I have heard, Milton Berle. A real life Dirk Diggler.

Gina Davis and Danny DeVito

Myrna Loy and William Powell.

Santa Claus and Kellyanne Conway

Arnold Schwarzenegger (instead of going in to politics)

Teri Garr and Dustin Hoffman (Go, Tootsie, go….)

Walter Matthau and Linda Lovelace

Lindsay Lohan for sure. Missed her calling….

@janbb “The hills are alive…”

@CunningFox “Just a spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down, the medicine go down…..”

@janbb Oh. My. God. Lol. (My brain is ruined just by the image of it now.)

Hump-free Bogart
Tom Wanks
Cunt Eastwood
Cock Douglas
Sandra Bollocks
Winona Ride-her
Roger More
Cock Hudson

Jim Broadbent doesn’t even need alphabetical readjustment..

Been-a-dick Cum-a-bunch