What is the weirdest blurted expletive you've ever heard?

“Cock-ass!” that’s a good one…

Sorry but I can’t repeated it in front of the children. It was something about the person’s mother, sexuality, manhood, and a large female dog.

Cheese & Rice

“You lascivious, dog-f***ing, whore”...I love that one!

My mother: Fudgecicle!
My daughter: What the pudding!

shut your mouth or I’ll Kickfuck your ass

I got rat bastard from my brother-in-law.
That’s a family favorite!

My grandmother: DUMB BUNNY!

I forgot one… “son of a biscuit-shooter!”

Clean= monkey muffins
Dirty= You fuck my shit? I fuck your shit.

When it was really freezing outside my mother would say “Holy shit, it’s colder than a witches tit out there!”

You scared the living shit out of me!

There was living shit inside you?

one of my friends blurted out pig vagina in class, the funny thing was that it happened precisely during one of those “akward silences” that occur ever so often.

Egg-sucking dog

from donnie darko, “fuckass”, and “you can go suck a fuck!”

A friend to a guy in a middle of an argument

Me: you, calm down
The other guy: !#$%^&<strong>() you two !#$%^&(
My friend: You, poor….
The other guy: (face down)
Italian cars roaring

“you assbutt”

(actually that was Tim’s mom. I hope he doesn’t mind me telling you) ;-)

Cock juggling thunder cunt.

cunt muffin

awww shit in my handbag!

@uber Those were on Weeds last night. Funny, funny!

@tinyfaery ”...maybe you shouldnt call her a thunder cunt”

ahhh man i loveeee weeds.

my grandma also says “go shit in your hat!”, but only when things are getting SERIOUS

From a book/movie—fuckwit
(Bridget Jones)

My next-door neighbor used to exclaim, “Jesus Vomit!”

August 24, 2008, 1:11 PM EDT