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What is the weirdest blurted expletive you've ever heard?

Asked by poofandmook (17272points) August 11th, 2008

Like when my grandmother used to yell “Sugar honey and iced tea!” or when a former co-worker would yell “shit on my father’s house!”

edit: I know that Sugar Honey and Iced Tea is an acronym… but it’s still weird

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yetanother's avatar

“Cock-ass!” that’s a good one…

Indy318's avatar

Sorry but I can’t repeated it in front of the children. It was something about the person’s mother, sexuality, manhood, and a large female dog.

Dorkgirl's avatar

Cheese & Rice

augustlan's avatar

“You lascivious, dog-f***ing, whore”...I love that one!

augustlan's avatar

My mother: Fudgecicle!
My daughter: What the pudding!

loki's avatar

shut your mouth or I’ll Kickfuck your ass

Dorkgirl's avatar

I got rat bastard from my brother-in-law.
That’s a family favorite!

dragonflyfaith's avatar

My grandmother: DUMB BUNNY!

poofandmook's avatar

I forgot one… “son of a biscuit-shooter!”

tinyfaery's avatar

Clean= monkey muffins
Dirty= You fuck my shit? I fuck your shit.

Kar's avatar

When it was really freezing outside my mother would say “Holy shit, it’s colder than a witches tit out there!”

trumi's avatar

You scared the living shit out of me!

There was living shit inside you?

Indy318's avatar

one of my friends blurted out pig vagina in class, the funny thing was that it happened precisely during one of those “akward silences” that occur ever so often.

kelly's avatar

Egg-sucking dog

molly's avatar

from donnie darko, “fuckass”, and “you can go suck a fuck!”

flameboi's avatar

A friend to a guy in a middle of an argument

Me: you, calm down
The other guy: !#$%^&<strong>() you two !#$%^&(
My friend: You, poor….
The other guy: (face down)
Italian cars roaring

La_chica_gomela's avatar

“you assbutt”

(actually that was Tim’s mom. I hope he doesn’t mind me telling you) ;-)

El_Cadejo's avatar

Cock juggling thunder cunt.

cunt muffin

awww shit in my handbag!

tinyfaery's avatar

@uber Those were on Weeds last night. Funny, funny!

El_Cadejo's avatar

@tinyfaery ”...maybe you shouldnt call her a thunder cunt”

ahhh man i loveeee weeds.

molly's avatar

my grandma also says “go shit in your hat!”, but only when things are getting SERIOUS

Dorkgirl's avatar

From a book/movie—fuckwit
(Bridget Jones)

JackAdams's avatar

My next-door neighbor used to exclaim, “Jesus Vomit!”

August 24, 2008, 1:11 PM EDT

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