If your alarm clock could wake you up with spoken words, what would it say?

“It’s alright, just turn around a couple of times more.
I might try again, in half an hour or so, k?
Sleep tight”

I make cheese and chocolate for you Don. Please don’t shoot me ok?

My alarm clock could wake me up with spoken words, but I choose to not set it, sleep in another room, or when I do set it, I set it for nice-ish music with slowly increasing volume.

fresh donuts downstairs

“Admiral to the bridge.”

Time to go!

It’s Saturday, go back to sleep.

Let’s play master & servant
Come on master & servant…

it would be my mother’s voice, gently saying, “Strauss! Get up! Breakfast is ready!”

@DoctorWhoGuru Hey pretty lady, breakfast is ready!

Time to make the doughnuts!