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Are Cheese Doodles the spawn of the devil?

Asked by janbb (52443points) January 12th, 2018

I never eat them but had some at my son’s at Christmas and was compelled to buy a bag at the grocery store last week. Man, they are good – in a disgustingly fake, salty sort of way. I’m sure I won’t buy them again for several years but I swear there is something addictive in them!

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RedDeerGuy1's avatar

No Pop Tarts are. I like the Canadian form of Cheezies .

chyna's avatar

They are wonderful!

janbb's avatar

@chyna They really are.

KNOWITALL's avatar

No they are ugly orange bites of delicious ambrosia. I get disgusted every time I eat a handful.

janbb's avatar

I know!

Dutchess_III's avatar

It’s the high fat content that is so addictive. It’s a whole grain product Gets up to open the door so Dakota can sniff outside so it’s not really bad for you. It’s not the best, but it won’t hurt you.

canidmajor's avatar

Yes. Yes they are.

canidmajor's avatar

And now I have their little jingle from childhood running through my head.

Dutchess_III's avatar

I don’t remember a jingle about them. I remember Oscar Meyer’s jingle though. (Just through another out there to keep your first one company. Hope it doesn’t ‘splode your brain @canidmajor! I would feel bad.)

canidmajor's avatar

Naw, I’ll keep the Cheez Doodles jingle going, thanks anyway, @Dutchess_III.

KNOWITALL's avatar

@canidmajor I can’t find the original cheese doodle jingle on the web….now you have me curious.

Dutchess_III's avatar

♫♪♫♪ MYYYY BOLOGNA HAS A FIRST NAME IT’S O S C A R. MY BOLOGNA HAS A LAST NAME IT’S M A Y E R. OH I LOVE TO EAT IT EVERY DAY AND IF YOU ASK ME WHY I’LL SAY ‘CAUSE OSCAR MAYER HAS A WAY WITH BOLOGNA!!! ♪♫♪

A kid in the 60’s may not have been able to spell their own name, but they could spell “bologna.”

canidmajor's avatar

Well, I can’t put the music to it here, otherwise I’d help you out! And really, the only words I remember are “Old London Cheez Doodles…”. Sorry…

KNOWITALL's avatar

@Dutchess_III Heck I’m 45, I remember that one! haha So here’s a local one that cracks me up, see if you get it. “When you’re afoot and you need a tow…..........make sure it’s Affordable”

Dutchess_III's avatar

Oh. God.

♪♫♪ OH IIII WISH I WERE AN OSCAR MAYER WIENER! THAT IS WHAT I’D TRULY LOVE TO BE! FOOOOOOR IF I WERE AN OSCAR MAYER WIENER EVERYONE WOULD BE LOVE WITH ME!! ♪♫♪

♪♫♪ OH IIII’D HATE TO BE AN OSCAR MAYER WIENER! THAT IS WHAT I’D TRULY HATE TO BE! FOR IF I WERE AN OSCAR MAYER WIENER THAT WOULD SURELY BE THE END OF ME. ♪♫♪

Somebody help me please.

Dutchess_III's avatar

@KNOWITALL Evil jingles out to capture the minds of little children. To control them. To manipulate them!

KNOWITALL's avatar

My bologna has a first name, it’s OSCAR. My bologna has a second name it’s MEYER. I love to eat it every day and if you ask me why I’ll sayyyyyyyyy…...cause oscar meyer has a way with bologna. (I’m not hyphenating all those letters!)

Dutchess I do love the first one you posted above, too. Everyone would be in love with meeeeee!

KNOWITALL's avatar

Jingles were all the rage ten years ago, free marketing!

Dutchess_III's avatar

Those are from 40 years ago.

KNOWITALL's avatar

How about the hippie dippy Coca Cola song? I remember that from my childhood.

https://youtu.be/ib-Qiyklq-Q

Dutchess_III's avatar

That was pretty cool!

NomoreY_A's avatar

I’m Pepper she’s Pepper everyone’s a Dr. Pepper dontcha wanna to be a Pepper too!

NomoreY_A's avatar

And yeah, I’d like to buy the world some coke too. Uh, A Coke. Buy the world, A Coke. Cough…

Dutchess_III's avatar

Never heard that Pepper one @NomoreY_A.

NomoreY_A's avatar

I’ll see if I can track I down on YouTube and post it here…

NomoreY_A's avatar

https://youtu.be/jvCTaccEkMI There ya go on the Dr. Pepper thing. Hope the link works. Really showing my age now. (Hells bells, I can’t believe I used to wear clothes like that).

Dutchess_III's avatar

1977. Well, that explains why I can’t remember it! It was the 70’s, man. I can’t remember half of the 70’s. ~

NomoreY_A's avatar

I feel your pain Dutch. Who was it said, “If you remember the 70s, you weren’t there”?

janbb's avatar

@NomoreY_A That was the 60s.

Glad I posted this in Social – I guess!

LuckyGuy's avatar

When my son worked in a retail store many years ago and got a huge container of outdated product for almost nothing. I ate some – delicious – but ended up giving them to the birds and other animals. I only gave out a little at a time and still supplemented it with bird seed.
The cheese doodles were always gone by morning. .

janbb's avatar

^^ I guess their slogan could be:

Cheese Doodles – they’re for the birds!

elbanditoroso's avatar

Self control. It’s all about self control…..

MrGrimm888's avatar

Unmentioned here, is that they are a trap. The cheesy goodness is to pull you in, then you scratch your mouth all up. You can’t eat cheese doodles, and Captain Crunch, in the same 24 hour time frame. You’ll regret it. I recommend eating broken glass first…

LuckyGuy's avatar

@janbb They really stand out when blue jays are flying with them in their beaks. I wondered if they thought they were caterpillars and are dissapointed when the doddle doodles apart. (apparently not since they kept doing it. )
Also deer and raccoon would grab them at night. My IR camera has the evidence.

marinelife's avatar

I agree. They are vile, but tasty. They turn one’s fingers orange and stick like glue to one’s teeth and gums. I have to brush my teeth after eating them.

chyna's avatar

^And wash my pants because I seem to always wipe the cheese from my fingers on my pants.
I was not raised by wolves.

canidmajor's avatar

^^^ I was. That’s why I leave the yellow dust on my pants for the dog.

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