What would happen, if during a TSA cavity search, you intentionally released the contents of your bowels into the agent's hands and all over the floor?

Probably very little, they may or may not let you go to the washroom to clean up.
You probably would gross the agent out, but that is about it.

Depends if there is a fan in close proximity.

They would call it assault with a biological agent. They also would trump up some other charges against you. Figure on spending about a 20 years in prison.

I’m sure it happens accidentally. It would be hard to prove that it was intentional.

It simply saves the agent the trouble of having to beat the shit out of you.

Isn’t that what the toilet security agency is there for?

You would be charged with not carrying a concealed weapon.

The agent would be charged with being an accessory after the fact.

The intercom would blare Code 41 (mop and bucket) room 222.

You decide to stop dressing like a terrorist.

I am guessing you would miss your flight.

Sounds pretty typical. That’s why they wear rubber gloves

What a gross thought!!!

How are they going to prove that you had intent??? Any decent lawyer should be able to get you off on nerves as a defense. You were so nervous & appalled by the cavity search that your body freaked out.

As gross as it sounds, I’m still laughing at the look on the agent’s face!!!

That might be a problem considering I have a bunch of drugs stuffed up there…