Tonight in the sky the moon is near to Jupiter. Is that why everyone's Loony and Stupider?

No. There’s no correlation.

Conjunctions of planets, stars, and the Moon don’t influence human behaviour—except maybe to make us look up at the night sky a bit more.

Loony, or lunatic means moon sick so maybe there is a connection. I await Trump’s next tweet with interest.

LOL! Well, you don’t need a moon for that!

Sure, why not?

That’s as good an excuse as any.

Of course not.