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Who would win in all-out-war: Canada or Australia?

Asked by TyWebb (38points) July 30th, 2018

Canada decides no more kanagroos and reverse toilet bowl flushing. Australia wants an end to curling and ”‘eh’”. Game on.

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ragingloli's avatar

Neither.
The Queen would command “cease this at once”, and Canada and Australia would respond: “of course, forgive us, your Majesty.”

elbanditoroso's avatar

Australia. More self-sufficient. Canada has the problem that they have a short growing season and could not supply all their food needs in the time they have to grow items.

Australia is, and can be, virtually self-sufficient.

The question is: What would they be fighting about?

Yellowdog's avatar

What they would be fighting about is in the question.

Australia: wants an end to Canada’s curling and ”‘eh’”

Canada: no more kanagroos and reverse toilet bowl flushing

rojo's avatar

Canada.

Why?

Mounties.

gondwanalon's avatar

I don’t know who would win. Politically they seem like mirror images. Geologically they are opposites. Both counties have about the same amount of people. I would expect a stalemate.

josie's avatar

Depends on where it happens.
Either one would have a serious supply problem if they went to the other place.
But, Canada has a weak navy (decent Air Force, shitty Navy)
If they went there, Australian navy would shoot them out of the water, and they would not be able to maintain supply. If Australia came to Canada, they would own the sea lanes for supply.

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