What have you completely f@cked up recently?

Within 2 days, I botched my breakfast and broke a glass. Things that do not happen very often at all!
Guilt is a horrendous thing if you have a guilt complex. Something happened to me at work almost 40 years ago and I still kick myself in the ass for my part!
Sorry you’re having a bad time. But remember: There’s always tomorrow!
Have a nice day!

Right now I’m thinking Life. And I’m not even kidding.

My whole life but not recently, it’s been ages actually!

I just got back from a vacation in Disneyland, which went mostly smoothly, mostly. My big mistake was not being more careful about our flight into the area. I meant to by tickets to John Wayne airport, which is closest, but instead got tickets to Orlando, which required an hour long taxi ride.

I bought 5 , 3 musketeer bars on sale. They were dry and hard. Have four left.

The opportunities for completely f@cking things up have greatly diminished since I retired. I regret that none of my f@ckups while in the workforce appears to have achieved anything of lasting consequence.