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What happened to Queen Anne's bottom?

Asked by Dutchess_III (42238points) December 24th, 2018

I love love chocolate covered cherries so every year at Christmas someone brings me a box of Queen Annes. This year it was Rick. I’ve been eating them, and about every other doesn’t have a bottom, but there is no mess, like anything leaked out. How can that even be?

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rebbel's avatar

Someone nicked Anne’s knickers?
Do the other every others have double bottoms maybe?

zenvelo's avatar

Her bottom is swaddled in lace.

kritiper's avatar

Terrorists!

Kardamom's avatar

Queen Anne is showing London and France.

LadyMarissa's avatar

I have noticed a definite decline in quality of Queen Anne’s Chocolate Covered Cherries for many years now. So, I stopped buying them years ago because the flavor had become gross. Now that you brought it up, I’ll head out to my local store just down the street when they open back up tomorrow. When they reopen after Christmas Queen Anne’s CCC are ½ price. I’ll check the bottoms to see IF I find the same.

Dutchess_lll's avatar

Send the defective ones to me M’ Lady!

rojo's avatar

Well, all things fall by the wayside eventually.

From the latest review:

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Dutchess_III's avatar

Dogs won’t fall by the wayside until the planet ends.

LadyMarissa's avatar

@Dutchess_III Sorry Charlie…NO defects in my box of QA’s Cherries!!!

Dutchess_lll's avatar

Ah man! :(
But I’m not quite done with mine. I ate another today and carefully examined the bottom for any defects. Found none so I ATE it.

LadyMarissa's avatar

I ate 3 trying to find a defect for you!!! LoL

Dutchess_lll's avatar

I will back to you on that. I just finished off the top row today.

LadyMarissa's avatar

I put mine out of sight after the 3rd one. Going to be out for most of the day; but, am really looking forward to getting back home & continuing to check out Anne’s additional bottoms!!! ;)

Kardamom's avatar

Somewhere, some person is sitting there with a whole box of bottoms, with no tops, and no cherries.

Dutchess_III's avatar

LOLL!! Crap! I forgot I had them! Now I must go eat one.

Dutchess_lll's avatar

I did it too. I ate one!

Dutchess_lll's avatar

OMG. Ok so I ate my Queen Ann chocolate for the day. When I took it out of the box I examined the bottom. It was fine.
I eat them in a particular way. I slowly dissolve the top until The cherry will fit through the hole. Then I eat the cherry. Then I slurp the other stuff. Then I eat the chocolate shell.
So I got to the slurping part and did a double take….THE BOTTOM WAS GONE!!! It’s like it just fell off or something! I don’t see it any where though.
Jebus. I’m gonna have to video tape this stuff so I have proof of this insanity!

Dutchess_III's avatar

I have solved the mystery, Thank GOD!! OK, back to my method. After I’ve desolved enough of the chocolate to create a hole, getting the cherry out requires some suction. The more of it that is sealed off, the better the suction and the more of the cherry I can grab. Well, what was happening was I was sucking the bottom right up! That’s never happened before.
I’m so glad I figured that out. It was SO weird!

Kardamom's avatar

^^ That almost sounds pornographic! Lol : p

Dutchess_III's avatar

I am aware of that! Well, it’s a once a year luxury so….what can I say. :D AND I ATE THE LAST ONE YESTERDAY! WOAH IS ME!

Dutchess_lll's avatar

* woe * is me.

rojo's avatar

or Whoa!

Dutchess_lll's avatar

Well now that they are gone it’s Whoa. :(.

Next is the peanut brittle Rick’s cousin made! Get thee behind me peanut brittle!

Kardamom's avatar

Oh I do love peanut brittle!

Dutchess_lll's avatar

Me too. It’s been hanging about since Christmas. Finally today I threw it up the stairs onto the first landing so I can’t see it any more and hopefully Rick will take it on up to his office.

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