What would be some of the characteristics of a Bizarro- or an Anti-Fluther site?

Who would be the anti-you or the bizarro version of your jelly self?

What would be the opposite of Lurve?

What questions do you think would be asked at Bizarro Fluther?

What would be grounds for having a quip moderated?

The above are just suggestions. Please feel free add your own distortions.