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"I intend this breast satirically" is one of my favourite quotes from TV shows. What is yours?

Asked by Tantigirl (1709points) August 23rd, 2008

I’ve got plenty more that I love, but that one has got to be at the top of my list. It is from the UK version of Coupling. Tell me your favourite and where it is from.

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augustlan's avatar

“How you doin’?” – Joey on Friends
“Master of my domain” – Seinfeld
“Cocksucka’!” – Chinese Opium den guy on Deadwood

SuperMouse's avatar

“Don’t freak out Jerry.” Seinfeld

hammer43's avatar

“I got to do what I got to do” the last rocky movie

marinelife's avatar

“As God is my witness, I really thought turkeys could fly.”
Gordon Jump in WKRP in Cincinnati.

AstroChuck's avatar

“Fasinating.” – Mr. Spock

marinelife's avatar

@AC I believe the pointy-eared Vulcan would have rendered that “Fascinating.”

SuperMouse's avatar

“Snatch the pebble from my hand.” Master Kan from Kung Fu

Indy318's avatar

“I’m Rick James, bitch” – Chappelle’s Show

Bri_L's avatar

@ Marina – You took mine!! “As God is my witness, I really thought turkeys could fly.”
Gordon Jump in WKRP in Cincinnati.

“Ah, Bach” – Radar from MASH

“Dammit Jim, I’m a doctor not a bricklayer” – Dr. Bones

marinelife's avatar

@Bri_L Funniest piece of sitcom ever recorded. I laughed through the entire thing. I almost wet my pants!

And your Star Trek one is another favorite of mine.

Bri_L's avatar

@ Marina – it was classic. The way Les announced it like it was the hindenburg. hehe. I am giggling as I type this.

marinelife's avatar

@Bri Thanks, I didn’t know you could see that on the Web!

Poser's avatar

Whatever you do, don’t say splotchy.
‘Good splotchy, Dr. Splotchy.’”

You’d probably have to see it.

trumi's avatar

Arrested Development!!!

Gob: Illusion, Michael. A trick is something whores do for money. (nearby children gasp)...Or cocain!”

Tobais: Even if it means me taking a chubby, I will suck it up.

Tobias: No, no, it’s pronounced a-nal-ra-pist.

All (at one point or another): I’ve made a huge mistake.

tinyfaery's avatar

Buffy had soo many great lines.

That’ll put marzipan in pie plate bingo.

That probably would’ve sounded more commanding if I wasn’t wearing my yummy sushi pajamas.

Fire Bad. Tree Pretty.

AstroChuck's avatar

Marina- Forgive my misspelling of fascinating. I was typing on a moving trolley in Waikiki with a wife complaining about my fluthering in paradise. I assure you I know how to spell fascinating. Forgive me for my illogical spelling, Captain.

shrubbery's avatar

It’s so hard to pick just one!

Col: You stole my imaginary girlfriend.
Frank: Well, I don’t know Col, maybe next time you invent a girlfriend, you should make someone who actually likes you.

The Adventures of Lano & Woodley

AstroChuck's avatar

“Smeg off!” – Red Dwarf

aidje's avatar

Pretty much anything from Firefly, e.g.:

“Yeah, and if wishes were horses, we’d all be eatin’ steak.” — Jayne


“If you take sexual advantage of her, you’re going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater.” — Shepherd Book


Wash: “Psychic, though? That sounds like something out of science fiction.”
Zoe: “We live in a space ship, dear.”
Wash: “So?”

wilhel1812's avatar

Doh! – Homer – The Simpsons
Bite my shiny metal ass! – Bender, Futurama

Sueanne_Tremendous's avatar

“Come on. I’ve got to smell me a hot dog!”. Miller beer delivery guy in commercial.


“A Festuvus for the rest of us!

Sueanne_Tremendous's avatar

By the way, in the “Festivus” episode Jack Black make a creepy cameo.

poofandmook's avatar

“I don’t have time for these games, Q!” – Capt. Picard, Star Trek TNG
“Thank you, Worf. Eat any good books lately?” – Q, Star Trek TNG
“FECAL SMEAR!!!” – Dr. House, House MD
“Ah, blow it out your dittybag!” – Sophia, Golden Girls

21 Jump Street:
Principal: I like the hat.
Hanson: I like the hair!
Penhall: Very full!
Hanson: Nice sheen…
Penhall: Only one thing missing…
Hanson & Penhall: BANGS!! [flips Principals toupee around]

Joey: ‘The soles of your boots are gonna be smokin!’ You sound like Lurch!


Darlene: Okay, as soon as I finish my book.
Becky: Well how much more do you have?
Darlene [reading]: ‘Call me Ishmael…’

marinelife's avatar

@AC That was the best verbal raspberry ever! Nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah, I am in paradise and you are not.

jlm11f's avatar

Hmm, there are a bunch. The one I remember right now is “Who da man? ....I da man. I always suspected” – Dr. House

JunkCult's avatar

Cliff Claven’s unique knowledge, Coach’s simple wisdom and Norm’s Norm-isms – courtesy of “Cheers”.

Tantigirl's avatar

@JunkCult – Actually I was asking for the quotes themselves…

Bri_L's avatar

“It takes two to lie, one to lie and one to listen”
~ Homer Simpson

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