"I intend this breast satirically" is one of my favourite quotes from TV shows. What is yours?
I’ve got plenty more that I love, but that one has got to be at the top of my list. It is from the UK version of Coupling. Tell me your favourite and where it is from.
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“How you doin’?” – Joey on Friends
“Master of my domain” – Seinfeld
“Cocksucka’!” – Chinese Opium den guy on Deadwood
“Don’t freak out Jerry.” Seinfeld
“I got to do what I got to do” the last rocky movie
“As God is my witness, I really thought turkeys could fly.”
Gordon Jump in WKRP in Cincinnati.
“Fasinating.” – Mr. Spock
@AC I believe the pointy-eared Vulcan would have rendered that “Fascinating.”
“Snatch the pebble from my hand.” Master Kan from Kung Fu
“I’m Rick James, bitch” – Chappelle’s Show
@ Marina – You took mine!! “As God is my witness, I really thought turkeys could fly.”
Gordon Jump in WKRP in Cincinnati.
“Ah, Bach” – Radar from MASH
“Dammit Jim, I’m a doctor not a bricklayer” – Dr. Bones
@Bri_L Funniest piece of sitcom ever recorded. I laughed through the entire thing. I almost wet my pants!
And your Star Trek one is another favorite of mine.
@Bri Thanks, I didn’t know you could see that on the Web!
”Whatever you do, don’t say splotchy.
‘Good splotchy, Dr. Splotchy.’”
—Scrubs
You’d probably have to see it.
Arrested Development!!!
Gob: Illusion, Michael. A trick is something whores do for money. (nearby children gasp)...Or cocain!”
Tobais: Even if it means me taking a chubby, I will suck it up.
Tobias: No, no, it’s pronounced a-nal-ra-pist.
All (at one point or another): I’ve made a huge mistake.
Buffy had soo many great lines.
That’ll put marzipan in pie plate bingo.
That probably would’ve sounded more commanding if I wasn’t wearing my yummy sushi pajamas.
Fire Bad. Tree Pretty.
Marina- Forgive my misspelling of fascinating. I was typing on a moving trolley in Waikiki with a wife complaining about my fluthering in paradise. I assure you I know how to spell fascinating. Forgive me for my illogical spelling, Captain.
It’s so hard to pick just one!
Col: You stole my imaginary girlfriend.
Frank: Well, I don’t know Col, maybe next time you invent a girlfriend, you should make someone who actually likes you.
The Adventures of Lano & Woodley
Pretty much anything from Firefly, e.g.:
“Yeah, and if wishes were horses, we’d all be eatin’ steak.” — Jayne
and
“If you take sexual advantage of her, you’re going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater.” — Shepherd Book
and
Wash: “Psychic, though? That sounds like something out of science fiction.”
Zoe: “We live in a space ship, dear.”
Wash: “So?”
Doh! – Homer – The Simpsons
Bite my shiny metal ass! – Bender, Futurama
“Come on. I’ve got to smell me a hot dog!”. Miller beer delivery guy in commercial.
And
“A Festuvus for the rest of us!
By the way, in the “Festivus” episode Jack Black make a creepy cameo.
“I don’t have time for these games, Q!” – Capt. Picard, Star Trek TNG
“Thank you, Worf. Eat any good books lately?” – Q, Star Trek TNG
“FECAL SMEAR!!!” – Dr. House, House MD
“Ah, blow it out your dittybag!” – Sophia, Golden Girls
21 Jump Street:
Principal: I like the hat.
Hanson: I like the hair!
Penhall: Very full!
Hanson: Nice sheen…
Penhall: Only one thing missing…
Hanson & Penhall: BANGS!! [flips Principals toupee around]
Joey: ‘The soles of your boots are gonna be smokin!’ You sound like Lurch!
Roseanne:
Darlene: Okay, as soon as I finish my book.
Becky: Well how much more do you have?
Darlene [reading]: ‘Call me Ishmael…’
@AC That was the best verbal raspberry ever! Nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah, I am in paradise and you are not.
Hmm, there are a bunch. The one I remember right now is “Who da man? ....I da man. I always suspected” – Dr. House
Cliff Claven’s unique knowledge, Coach’s simple wisdom and Norm’s Norm-isms – courtesy of “Cheers”.
@JunkCult – Actually I was asking for the quotes themselves…
“It takes two to lie, one to lie and one to listen”
~ Homer Simpson
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