Have you ever had a dream, where a dog walks up to you, licks your ears, then whispers to you to clean out your ear wax, and call him later for a date?

It means your medication is no longer doing its job. Up the dosage—please. No! Wait a minute! You’re horny loli! What are you gonna do about it?

Every night!

Very similar. Except instead of it being a dog, it is a Flutherite from Germany who keeps saying “Wunderbar” while licking my ear.

@ragingloli Please mark your sex dreams NSFW. Thanks!

I have never even come close to having any dreams like that. It sounds quite perverted. Ask your therapist about it.

BTW, how big is this dog???

I was a small black dog, like a spaniel.

Left ear or right ear?

How did you identify the dog as male?

Not a dog, but a cat. Of course.

Yes, that is how I got Pulsatile Tinnitus in the first place!

I do, sort of.
My dreams the dog commends me on the cleanliness of my ears, and remarks that Germans should learn aurel hygiene.