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If all of us Jellies lived in one giant house, what rooms would it have?

Asked by Dutchess_III (46806points) April 12th, 2019

I know we’d have a giant library where we’d debate and discuss and argue and throw books at each other yelling, “Prove it!!”

And we’d have a pool where we could lounge and hang out and have fun, until someone comes along and rudely pushes us in the water.

And we’d have a kitchen where we’d gather to share recipes, with Kardamom leading the group.

And we’d have a giant fire place where we could gather for warm, friendly discussions….until someone rudely pushes us into the fire.

It would be set on acres and acres of ground that Lucky Guy would tend for us.

Have I missed anything?

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chyna's avatar

We need a room for the dogs to play and fight with each other, as their masters will be doing.

Dutchess_III's avatar

Oh yes! Yes we do! In my case, we’d need a room stocked with children for my Dakota to watch over. (RIP Kota.)

rebbel's avatar

A chat room.
That always will be vacant.

Dutchess_III's avatar

LOL! Yeah. Well, the chairs are not very comfy in the chat room.

BUT in our Jelly house, the chat room will be stocked with cakes in the frizzer to eat, and wine to drink, so people will go there.

stanleybmanly's avatar

Oh oh. Already you’ve jumped right into the bridle of leadership, even to the extent of assigning the duties to the “servants”. I knew it! You can’t help yourself! Tough break LG! I myself understand right off the bat the necessity to suck up to power. That’s right. Allow me to introduce myself as the disgusting toady you all assume me to be. Now let me bow before her worship lest I be scheduled to scrub the latrines.

stanleybmanly's avatar

We need a movie theater with armchairs and a popcorn machine.

kritiper's avatar

I agree with @stanleybmanly but I would also like to include a very well stocked kitchen.

Dutchess_III's avatar

You are not a toady @stanleybmanly! And if you talk about my friend like that again it will be off with your head!

Stache's avatar

Don’t forget the room in the basement with padded walls and no windows. There are a few who would need time to themselves if you know what I mean. ;-)

Dutchess_III's avatar

Oh, excellent addition @Stache. BTW..how do you pronounce your name? In my head I hear “Statch Eeeee.”

MrGrimm888's avatar

Let’s throw in a full gym, with an Olympic size pool. A massive aquarium. An observatory on the roof. A planetarium would be a great addition. Oooo, and a Holo-deck, like in Star Trek…

Dutchess_III's avatar

Ya ya ya ya!!

JLeslie's avatar

A big movie room with comfy reclining chairs.

A techy room with some laptops, and desk tops, and connector cables, and all sorts of accessories.

A big garage to work on cars.

Game room with lots of different board games, and also a pool table, and ping pong table, and air hockey.

Exercise room with a ballet barre and mirrors, and a wall of windows. I’ll teach Zumba, Judi will teach yoga.

A meditation room. Can be used as a prayer room too. Several indoor plants, or maybe hydroponic plants in there, so the air feels extra oxygenated.

Lots of bedrooms. Maybe a theme in each room.

A really large covered, screened in patio.

Outside you already have the pool, but I would add shuffle board, maybe tennis or pickle ball.

chyna's avatar

Will the men’s rooms be separated from the women’s rooms?

JLeslie's avatar

@chyna Are we going to have bathrooms with multiple stalls? I was just thinking singles. Maybe a mix of both would be best.

Stache's avatar

This is a mansion. I think we can afford single bathrooms.

JLeslie's avatar

Can we have a room for getting hair cuts and manicures?

Hell, let’s make it a spa, and add private esthetician room and message table.

A row of seats and mirror for doing make-up. We might have individual bathrooms, but doing make-up together can be nice.

stanleybmanly's avatar

ya ya ya ya dass uns die Leibe vereint

KNOWITALL's avatar

A pet area, for sure. You’ll find me there.

Brian1946's avatar

A music and dance room, equipped with a 1000-watts per channel sound system and a 10,000 sq ft dance floor.

It would also have a giant 4K screen where we can plug in and watch videos of our own choosing.

Dutchess_III's avatar

We’d have 20 bathrooms. They’d just be regular bathrooms like in someone’s house.

Brian1946's avatar

@Dutchess_III

I’m referring to 4K as the resolution, not the size of the screen.

I think most Hi Def is still 1920, and 4K is 4000.

My TV set is 1920. If I look really close at the screen, I can the individual pixels on a stationary white surface.

I looked at a 4K screen, and I could not see the pixels. Viewing its images was like looking at a solid object with molecular density.

Patty_Melt's avatar

https://youtu.be/okOVxfuSYPk
A room like this for @ragingloli.
Elevator for those of us who are mobility compromised.
I would like a stable.
I agree 100% with @Stache about the padded room.
There ought to be a well ventilated smoke room.
A well stocked lake with a dock and a sailboat named Espiritus Corvus berthed there.
At least an acre of milkweed and assorted flowers to attract the monarch butterflies Ibstubro wanted so much to save.
Ooo! Can we have secret passages? Mansions should have secret passages.
A wall all the way around the perimeter.

SergeantQueen's avatar

A music room only SergeantQueen is allowed to enter. For when I need to practice

stanleybmanly's avatar

Practice what?

Dutchess_III's avatar

A well stocked lake with a dock and a sailboat named Espiritus Corvus berthed there. That brought tears to my eyes.

Secret passages for sure!

JLeslie's avatar

Yes to the boat. I miss him. Brings up all sorts of feeling. :(

Dutchess_III's avatar

We’ll, plant maple trees for Addie and make our own syrup for the nekkid pancake parties..
We’ll name the library after Gail Called.
What can we do for Auggie?

Patty_Melt's avatar

B&D parlor?

Patty_Melt's avatar

bondage & discipline

stanleybmanly's avatar

Midgets & whips??? Auggie?? You girls must not kick the pedestals from beneath my icons.

Patty_Melt's avatar

I came here just before Auggie’s announcement that she’d be leaving. Whips is the one thing I saw her mention more than twice.

By the way, the frizzer can’t go in the chatroom. The frizzer goes out back. You know, by the pool.

@SergeantQueen, you don’t want to limit yourself. Fluther has some very musically talented members.

There is one more thing I can think of. There needs to be a fence, because some will occasionally want to be on it.

SergeantQueen's avatar

practice human sacrifices

kritiper's avatar

Bedrooms in the cool, quiet basement!

RedDeerGuy1's avatar

A planetarium and high speed internet.

cookieman's avatar

If there’s a small pool house or nice shed out back, detached from the main house, I’ll be there.

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