Ever cheat on your meatless diet?

you’re at a dinner or family reunion or party and damn those rib tips look so good. everybody else is eating ‘em. i’m just going to have one. hmmmm, you’ve been married to chicken, fish or all veggies for 20 years, but you cheated on a one-night stand with a piece of smoked ham and now it’s divorce. PORK FAT RULES you say and you know what, i only got one life, might as well. did you get sick to your stomach or carried on wanting it more?