If I have the dentist pull out all my teeth, will the Tooth Fairy give me enough money to pay the dentil bill and maybe afford implants?

If you didn’t live in the USA, maybe, but with the health care situation there, no way, no how.

It’s a small fortune to get implants. I’m sorry to hear you might be needing them. I hate issues with teeth. Is that what is being recommended to you? Remove all of your teeth?

Try it and see. This is one of those questions that can only be answered empirically. Let us know the results.

I paid about 5k total (between the crown and the post) for an implant about 10 years ago. That was one tooth. Big bucks!

Have you tried praying to Jesus?

Try it and let us know.

If the tooth fairy doesn’t come through then Santa Bernie will pay for your implants (if elected President).

Meh — even if I had enough to afford implants, there probably wouldn’t be much, if anything, left over.

You’re in the south right? People don’t get implants, they get falsies! Much cheaper than implants.

You can always get you some Grillz, @Yellowdog: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8fijggq5R6w

Try gofundme It’s more reliable. A family member has had complete dental replacement this past year and the total is around $26,000.

P S. The tooth fairy tipically pays from $1— $ 10 per tooth.