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Should I call a plumber?
Asked by Hawaii_Jake (37345)
August 2nd, 2019
I’m looking for a husband. Would a plumber answer my call?
I’ve been spending a lot of time with a man for 3 months, and I’m going to ask him this weekend what all this means. I fully expect to hear that we’re good friends. That makes me giddy knowing it frees me to explore the beaches and bushes for eligible bachelors.
Where do you recommend that I look? What rocks should I turn over in an effort to locate a man?
While you’re at it, what traits should I be looking for in a potential partner? Height? Weight? Religious affiliation? Hair color? Job prospects? Family trusts? Favorite vegetable? Favorite Shakespearean insult?
Come on, folks. Help a gay out.
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