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Remember the Vampires?

Asked by Mastema2 (715points) 3 weeks ago

Do you remember the family of Vampires that swarmed here? They remember you.

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elbanditoroso's avatar

They all moved to New York. They inhabit the Vampire State Building.

LadyMarissa's avatar

I don’t believe in vampires & I don’t remember any swarming around since I’ve joined. Maybe they visited before my time!!!

Mastema2's avatar

@LadyMarissa indeed it was before your time here, sweets.

ucme's avatar

Vaguely, but then you they had as much impact on me as a passing fart does to a sleeping dog.

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chyna's avatar

Welcome back!

Mastema2's avatar

@chyna it is a warm welcome indeed. Thank you.

wiscoblond's avatar

I do! I’ll invite you in.

Mimishu1995's avatar

Now I wonder where the others are.

KNOWITALL's avatar

@Mastema2 Heyyyyyyy! I remember and I’ve mentioned you a few times over the years. You all in vampire college now or what’s up?!

@Mimishu1995 Yes, bring back the others, too, @Mastema2, it’s all boring & political now, no good fun, lighten up the room with your darkness…..haha!

wiscoblond's avatar

^If you think it’s all boring and political then ask something fun! Be the change you want to see. Maybe one of the vampires will turn you. That’d be fun! =)

Brian1946's avatar

Welcome back!

I have an Unholy Thirst to see the rest of your nest! ;-0

stanleybmanly's avatar

YES!! What happened to those folks. I’d forgotten all about em. I was rather fond of them, and I believe subconsciously I must have missed them though I had no conscious awareness of them gone. It’s been driving me crazy for years, this inexplicable fierce protective thing I’ve got about our obnoxious, eccentric loli, the lone remaining specimen in my file of fluther fantasy freaks. Don’t you just hate it when people grow up?

chyna's avatar

For some unknown reason, this question made me want to watch David Bowie’s Ziggy Stardust video. Ah, memories.

Mastema2's avatar

Those are quite positive and energetic responses! Thank you! I’ll address each of you accordingly.

@wiscoblond Be certain that’s what you’re meaning. It comes with consequences.

@KNOWITALL Vampire college….now that’s an adventurous thought. Would it be learning how to Vamp? The college years have long past, dear. As they were when we were here last. The other family members are aware I’m here and are in waiting.

@Brian1946 Excellent recall. UT is my sister and quite wicked. She wouldn’t mind me saying that of course. If you mention her name though it tends to summon her. Tread carefully my friend.

@stanleybmanly We’ve missed you too. UT also sends regards on the most dreaded news of the passing of Adirondack. She told me of this news years ago, after we went into hiding.

I leave you all this message: I have returned for the humorous experiences, the possible friendships, and of course the eternal bite. Let the games begin.

jca2's avatar

I loved the vampires! I am happy you’re back and will be happy if they all return.

KNOWITALL's avatar

@Mastema Please let them come out to play with the fragile humans!

Vamp college, well sure, someone has to teach you to mesmerize mortals, drink slowly and without stopping the heart, how to transform and how to make an appropriate nest?! (I’m a fan!)

That was one of our theories when you were here last (blessing us with your pale magnificence), that perhaps you were hs/college kids messing with us. Then when we were all starting to like you all, you took flight (?), leaving us to whither in the bright light of day.

Had any good blood lately or what’s happening? I wish it were easier to look up old PM’s, I had some fun ones with a few of you. Wasn’t there a Lestat, too?

Mastema2's avatar

@KNOWITALL Enticing really, a college for Vamps. I was in school years ago. Decades in fact but oh to be in school again.

Of course I’ve had good blood. I could tell you where sometime. When you’re ready that is.

What has been happening? Life, or the lack of life rather. I travel about, consuming things and inspiring other things.

Lestat is not of our breed.

KNOWITALL's avatar

@Mastema2 Well tell the family we’re excited and can’t wait to talk to them again! Truly. Glad you’re back!

rebbel's avatar

Before my time, probably.
Or else, before the time I started to forget stuff.

Mastema2's avatar

@KNOWITALL My pleasure. V V

Dutchess_III's avatar

Well, hello darlings! Are all of you back, or just you?

Mastema2's avatar

@Dutchess_III Hello to you as well! Just me, for now. I’m surveying the land.

Dutchess_III's avatar

We are still holding silver crosses. ~

ragingloli's avatar

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill.

ZEPHYRA's avatar

Bring on the vamps, in fact I recommend a huge V party to get us to mix and socialize. Welcome dear forces of darkness, no need to survey the land, just come, conquer and mesmerize. See you around.

KNOWITALL's avatar

I second that motion! Raise a glass of blood or beer, grab your cape and lets do this!

kritiper's avatar

They had a couple of hits back in the 60’s, didn’t they???

Darth_Algar's avatar

Oh yay, we get to babysit children again.

KNOWITALL's avatar

Oh Darth, lighten up.

ragingloli's avatar

*light ‘em up.

Mastema2's avatar

@Darth_Algar You’ve really no idea how old I am. Far from a child.

*drinks from the rummer with @KNOWITALL

ARE_you_kidding_me's avatar

We could use some more vampire action. My wooden stakes and UV lights have been gathering too much dust. I’ll spare my fellow flutherites the gory details but the call of duty to the sacred order beckons me. So now that you finally come out of hiding I invite you to to feel the enevitable hawthorn stake thrust through your unbeating heart. Anything other than the conversations about politics here lately.

Mastema2's avatar

@ARE_you_kidding_me Discussing politics is much like a stake through the heart. It’s painful.

Darth_Algar's avatar

Physical age isn’t relevant. I’ve know people in their 70’s who still act like children.

Mastema2's avatar

@Darth_Algar You would be correct that age is more internal. However, you can’t legitimately call 70yr olds children. Immature perhaps. Having said that, one could talk about your demeanor and maturity level. I say that based solely on the 1 experience I have with you. You started out quite rude to me based on the 1 experience you have with me. We can call it even.

Darth_Algar's avatar

Don’t ask the question if you don’t want an honest response.

Mastema2's avatar

@Darth_Algar and likewise to you. Expect an honest response to your confrontational nature.

Stache's avatar

Vampires aren’t real.

ZEPHYRA's avatar

Mmmmmm, some people’s children…....

chyna's avatar

@stache You probably don’t believe in werewolves either.

Dutchess_III's avatar

Or Santa. :(

jca2's avatar

or the Easter bunny.

KNOWITALL's avatar

@Tropical Where you been? Everyone coming back this week! Cool!

Stache's avatar

@chyna Believe? I am one.

MrGrimm888's avatar

The pond welcomes ALL jellies. Diversity, is a strength, and could only make things more interesting…

Peace n love @Mastema2 .

raum's avatar

I thought vampires don’t like bodies of water?

KNOWITALL's avatar

@raum Twilight showed us that is wrong.

raum's avatar

Twilight is not worthy of challenging vampire canon!

KNOWITALL's avatar

@raum Luckily we now will have the answers from the source.

raum's avatar

Good point.

KNOWITALL's avatar

@raum Intentional pun? Point, vampire teeth..ha

ragingloli's avatar

If you want to learn about real vampires, watch the documentary “What we do in the Shadows”.

Mastema2's avatar

I love water. Dark, murky water. It hides things.

raum's avatar

Ha! Unintentional.

raum's avatar

@Mastema2 Handy for hiding…things. Sure.

But are you a fan of crossing large bodies of water or over moving water?

Mastema2's avatar

@raum I am not a fan.

raum's avatar

Suck it, Twilight!

Mastema2's avatar

@raum which part, madam?

KNOWITALL's avatar

@raum Just because Mastema is not a fan, doesn’t mean he can’t physically be in water.

@Mastema2 Can you enter a body of water though-as a vamp? Or swim?

raum's avatar

Man, I really am just walking into these double entendres, aren’t I?

@KNOWITALL Fair question.

KNOWITALL's avatar

@raum Subconsciously or not, that is the question my friend.

Suck it, Twilight, would be a fun comeback in a vamp argument though, made me laugh!

Mastema2's avatar

@KNOWITALL I enjoy water actually, just not in broad daylight. I burn easily.

raum's avatar

Disappointed and questioning Mastema2’s authenticity.

<—sore loser

UnholyThirst88's avatar

@raum could you please question mine too? I want to play…

ARE_you_kidding_me's avatar

@Mastema2 I see your clutch returning. I will relinquish my hunt provided you target and feed on those who use this forum to discuss and troll politics. I am turning my back on a blood oath to allow this so I cannot promise the truce to extend beyond the elimination of our undesirables. Enjoy the moonlight but know that morning will follow the sounds of hooves and mecha signaling your impending demise.

KNOWITALL's avatar

@Are You Wow, now I like you even more! And sounds like a book I’d read, too! Ha

ARE_you_kidding_me's avatar

You can start with @knowevery a returning troll. The clock is ticking…..

raum's avatar

Hmmm…have we stumbled upon a nest of hemovores?

@UnholyThirst88, what is your relation to @Mastema2?

Dutchess_III's avatar

They are both vampires.

Mastema2's avatar

@raum UT is my sister.

raum's avatar

@Dutchess_III That’s like saying you and I are related because we’re both human.

@Mastema2 From shared parents in your past lives as humans? Or do you share the same maker?

Mastema2's avatar

We have the same parents and the same makers. There were three makers.

Mastema2's avatar

@raum if you’re human and believe in God, you are both related.

raum's avatar

Well…if that’s the criteria,
then we are not related.

Who are your three makers? And how the heck did you end up on Fluther?!

Mastema2's avatar

My makers for this conversation aren’t important. They’re not on Fluther.

I am here for genuine conversation, possible friendships, to share, to learn, to teach, and as a time waster.

raum's avatar

I’m glad your list did not include “finding a suitable human snack”. In which case, I’m glad you’re here.

However, kind undead sir, you have stumbled upon of nest of unusually curious humans.

Asking and answering questions seems to be our preferred method for genuine conversation, possible friendships, etc. :P

Mastema2's avatar

@raum I didn’t think I had to mention I’m here to hunt. I assumed we all knew this. ;)

raum's avatar

[slinks out of room quietly while clutching silver cross and garlic]

KNOWITALL's avatar

@raum haha, I told him my blood type! Where’s your sense of adventure?! hahaha

Don’t you want to live forever?!~

ARE_you_kidding_me's avatar

@Mastema2 Do you prefer Rhesus negative or positive. Can you tell? Asking for a friend.

Mastema2's avatar

@ARE_you_kidding_me Yes, absolutely. The sweet taste is on the surface of the cells for the positive type so it’s similar to a candy with the sugar coating on top but once you get into it, that taste has nearly vanished. I prefer negative. I’m not much on sweets. I want to know what I’m tasting isn’t going to change suddenly. Please, step inside and let’s talk. *opens dark creaky door

MrGrimm888's avatar

Not to be a buzz kill, but perhaps you’re just iron deficient…

cookieman's avatar

I remember you guys! Where’s @Unholy_Hunger?

Mastema2's avatar

@cookieman Unholy Hunger wasn’t us. Someone here made that up.

cookieman's avatar

@Mastema2: Really?! That’s a shame. They were my favorite.

ARE_you_kidding_me's avatar

Thought that was unholy_thirst

Brian1946's avatar

<—————I think this biteless buffoon is this is the least fearsome hemavore ever, despite the looks of abject terror expressed by his victims behind his US Navy-style “coffin”. ;-p

I can see why @cookieman‘s favorite was/is UnholyHunger. ;-)

I think WickedVamp is the authentic third member of the nest.

Brian1946's avatar

Edit: “I think this biteless buffoon is this is the….”

I think this biteless buffoon is the….

KNOWITALL's avatar

@Brian1946 Nest? Coven? Family? We really need them to educate the collective on terminology and maybe a ‘day in the life’.

Like any other minority, I’d hate to offend unintentionally.

cookieman's avatar

@Brian1946: Ahhh, there’s my boy!

Mimishu1995's avatar

@Brian1946 I miss UnhollyHunger too. I wonder if he will come back :’(

MrGrimm888's avatar

Good call @KNOWITALL . Especially if they’re liberals. ;)~~

I admittedly know almost nothing but movie stereotypes, in regards to vampires…

I think I’m safe, in my house. They have to be invited in, I think. And I don’t invite many people over to my new place. Hell, I don’t even answer the door, unless someone called first…

I have garlic powder, in my pantry. I’d rather trust my Mossberg 500 though…

KNOWITALL's avatar

@MrGrimm But bullets dont work, they heal instantly.

Congrats on the new place, fresh start yada yada..

MrGrimm888's avatar

Fuck it then. I’ll just go hand to hand. I got pretty good at not being bitten, as a bouncer…

I know they’re strong, but so am I . Bring it on…

UnholyThirst88's avatar

Well, well, well…it appears we have some interesting remarks. @raum Mastema is my older brother as well as our King.

@KNOWITALL You told Mastema your blood type? You’re quite yummy…

@MrGrimm888 Come to me sweets…

KNOWITALL's avatar

@KNOWITALL haha, I like to live dangerously….keeps the blood pumping…lol

(See how I did that?! Little joke for ya.)

@MrGrimm888 Ohhh, you gonna get bit by a lady vamp! You said you liked the crazy ones, so let us know how that works out…lol
You being such a big fella, she may need to bring @Mastema2 to dinner, too.

UnholyThirst88's avatar

@KNOWITALL I won’t need Mastema…but Mr. Grimm may need assistance after…

KNOWITALL's avatar

@UnholyThirst88 I’d pay to see that, sista! Just don’t drain him, he’s a good guy. :)

UnholyThirst88's avatar

Oh, you don’t have to pay sweets…you’ll be my guest of honor.

KNOWITALL's avatar

@UnholyThirst88 I’m not sure if that’s good for me, or bad for me heehee!

Ya’ll vamps are being sweeties today!

UnholyThirst88's avatar

I’m just trying to lure you in doll…

KNOWITALL's avatar

@UnholyThirst88 No need to lure, my interest was peaked at ‘vampires’...lol

UnholyThirst88's avatar

@KNOWITALL My interest was peaked when I looked at your lips and your neck…

KNOWITALL's avatar

@UnholyThirst88 And I always thought being Magnolia pale was a bad thing, but since you can see every vein in my body through my skin, you probably dig that….didn’t cross my mind tbh.

So is that just for feeding or are there lesbian vamps?

UnholyThirst88's avatar

Of course there are many kinds of Vamps. And yes, I most certainly dig that…

Mastema2's avatar

Friendly to Vamps, pale skin, interest peaked, I think she’s ready.

UnholyThirst88's avatar

Mmmmmm…ready indeed. If only she knew it all as her name suggests. She will soon…

KNOWITALL's avatar

@Mastema2 Vamps, I’ve been waiting for you my whole life. vv

MrGrimm888's avatar

@UnholyThirst88 . You would be wise, not to underestimate an opponent, or in this case, intended prey.

I am too poor to travel. But I live in Charleston, SC. Come on by. PM me. I’m basically nocturnal, so we can pick a nice dark place to meet, where we’ll both be comfy. Then, we’ll see if your bite is as big as your bark… Fair warning, I bite too, if the occasional calls for it. Those things that go bump in the night. That’s me. I’m thinking that I could fashion a nifty necklace, out of your fangs…
No weapons for me. Any other rules, I should be aware of?..

I’d rather be friends, but… The only blood you would taste, in a confrontation with me, will be your own….

MrGrimm888's avatar

Bullet with butterfly wings.

flutherother's avatar

The last vampire I saw was last week on the tube in London. Did you follow me here?

Patty_Melt's avatar

Mastema! How I have missed you, one who passes judgement.
I left, and returned. I have a new name now. If you can remember who I was before, I will dim the lights, and my neck is yours.

KNOWITALL's avatar

@Patty How did I miss them before?! (pouting)

Mastema2's avatar

@Patty_Melt No need to worry, I’ll come for you.

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