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Donald Duck, Daffy Duck, and Howard the Duck get into a bar fight. Who wins?
Daffy is f***ing crazy, but always seems to get outsmarted by a rabbit and beaten up by a real stupid hunter. Howard has street cred but is stuck in a world not of his making. Plus he chain smokes cigars and would likely get winded easily. Still, he seems to be able to hold his own. Donald, on the other hand, has been hardened over the years by his three annoying, delinquent nephews. They have made him angry and have brought the devil out in Donald. This, I think, gives him the edge.
Besides, if I didn’t pick Donald, my wife, the Donald Duck fanatic, would floor me.
Who do you think is the last duck standing and why? Don’t brush this off as a silly question, dammit! I’m dead serious about this!
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