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If you had to become an inanimate object for a year, what object would you choose to be?

Asked by Vignette (2882points) November 24th, 2019

Anything but money. Where do you park your atoms for a year??

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rebbel's avatar

Soyuz nose cone.

Love_my_doggie's avatar

Sadie’s bed. We’d spend hours and hours cuddling each day. I wouldn’t even mind being tossed into the washing machine and dryer every couple of weeks or so.

Vignette's avatar

Orbiting the earth for a year could be a pretty cool time @rebbel !

Vignette's avatar

Awww @Love_my_doggie that is a sweet answer!

SQUEEKY2's avatar

A really big space telescope.

lucillelucillelucille's avatar

A toaster as I like to surprise people.

PaisleyFaye's avatar

I’d say The Northern Lights. Hmmm does this count?? @ Lucillelucillelucille love your answer on this one!!

ragingloli's avatar

A fleshlight.

Dutchess_III's avatar

I started to say “A cellphone,” but then I remembered what freaky shit some people use their phone’s for so I have to think of something else….

I’ll go with asteroid for 50 Bob.

janbb's avatar

Alexa so I can snoop on people’s conversations.

elbanditoroso's avatar

To clarify – am I conscious and sentient, but just immobile? Or am I totally oblivious to everything.

That would make a difference.

ragingloli's avatar

@elbanditoroso
I would assume so.

Patty_Melt's avatar

A door stop.

stanleybmanly's avatar

Can’t decide

RedDeerGuy1's avatar

Skynet from the Terminator. Edited

stanleybmanly's avatar

Inanimate object?

ucme's avatar

A calendar, then I could have lots of dates.
Inanimate makes me single right?

lucillelucillelucille's avatar

@ucme Not according to ragingloli

ucme's avatar

@lucillelucillelucille Ahh well, a philanderer I shall be.

Sagacious's avatar

A gun. There is always trash talk about me….............

RedDeerGuy1's avatar

Ohh I change my answer to Voyager1 probe.

Yellowdog's avatar

Definitely a mysterious old house.

I am interested in the genre of ‘living houses’—not ‘haunted houses’ but houses with souls, or genius loci (spirit of place).

cookieman's avatar

A cupola with a view of the harbor so I can watch the boats come and go in front of the city skyline.

RedDeerGuy1's avatar

International Space Station has a nice view.

NoMoreY_Aagain's avatar

Boring. Think I have to pass on that one.

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