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What would be a fitting Christmas present to gift a zombie?

Asked by ucme (48461points) 4 days ago

Do you think they’d appreciate ribbon or tape?
Would new underwear be a complete waste?
How about moisturiser?

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LadyMarissa's avatar

An evening with donald j trump!!!

Tropical_Willie's avatar

^^^^^ Got no Brains ! ^^^^^
~ ~ ~ ~Trump is so clueless he thinks he can declare the the Constitution invalid to get off the hook~ ~ ~

Vignette's avatar

I think they would really love an exfoliating facial scrub and shoe inserts to help with their flat feet. Oh and some mouth wash to help with their brain breath.

Patty_Melt's avatar

Braaaaaaains, and nothing else.

mazingerz88's avatar

Ivanka Trump shoes and bags. Trump Jr.’s newly published “book”, Jared and for every zombie there is, Trump wigs.

stanleybmanly's avatar

Veggie brains

Vignette's avatar

@stanleybmanly Would that be those “Impossible Brains” I see sold at Costco?

stanleybmanly's avatar

Exactly—certified organic.

Coolhandluke's avatar

The gift of Fluther.

lucillelucillelucille's avatar

lol^
A few DVDs of movies that are actually good.

Patty_Melt's avatar

A bottle of nu skin.

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