How do you typically greet friends/family?

A slap on the ass.

@lucillelucillelucille Oooh, another reason we should meet some day, I shall wear denim shorts :D

@ucme -It’s a typical arsebreaker type greeting here in the US,accepted by family and strangers alike.

@lucillelucillelucille How deliciously refreshing.
Do that here & a slap will surely follow!

Pinchy pinchy pinchy

@Patty_Melt Hahahaha…nice!

@ucme Where do they slap you?

@lucillelucillelucille On top of my head mostly, which is a little unkind & the reason I’m considering a wig!

@ucme—Be the envy of all your friends and just wear this

@lucillelucillelucille That is awesome!
Would go very well with this jacket:
I absolutely love them, always fancied one but never got round to it.

@ucme—Adam, is that you?—

@lucillelucillelucille Haha, no need to click on your link!
He was the reason I first saw & loved them.
Fancy myself as a proper Prince Charming

@ucme He was dreamy-makeup and all

If it’s a male, they get a dap, and a sort of one armed hug. Females, get a hug, and and a side of the face kiss..

Hey! No touching.

Yes touching, @Sagacious!

Hugs for everyone, kisses for oldsters. Side hugs for bratty teens lol.
I hug my friends, too, if they let me.

Hugs. I’m a big hugger.

Who doesn’t love it when someone unexpectedly slips in the tongue?

@Pinguid My dogs really good at that lol