If you suddenly became a boxer or pro wrestler, what would you choose for a ring name?

Cookie Man the Deliciously Invincible!!

I would wear a luchedor mask adorned with a pattern of chocolate chips. My cape would have a portrait of Mrs. Fields on it.

Yes, I would have a cape.

I would use my real name. So as not to confuse the family genealogy researchers in the future.

The Outlaw Josey Wales

The Gloved One

Fruit Of The Loom.

(That’s what my boxers already say)

With my inordinately Caucasian complexion, I’d be the Vanilla Gorilla.

The Red Puma

Dainty Destroyer

If I chose Stretch Armstrong, would I get sued Hasbro?

Blue Corner

Mister Fister.

Wrecking Ball & I’d have Miley Cyrus singing my theme song!!! Hey, IF I’m going to dream, I’m going to dream BIG!!!

Hug Me

@josie Don’t piss down my back & tell me It’s rainin!
@Sagacious I like that, might steal it.
@lucillelucillelucille Alright, I will, but could you answer the question first please?

@ucme -Ha! that’s my name. Don’t wear it out!

The Annihilator
The Axe
The Ape Woman (D list name)

I reckon I’d keep it nice & simple & name myself English Rose
I hope that’s what I’d be doing every time I hit the canvas!

@KNOWITALL I’m loving Ape Woman!
Fancy a banana? lol

UCME, of course.

Undoubtedly Crazy Middleweight Exhibitionist

@ucme Bahaha, of course!

The semi, I will hit you like a tractor trailer .

Hawkeye.

Mister Meaner.

Jack Hammer.