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If you suddenly became a boxer or pro wrestler, what would you choose for a ring name?

Asked by ucme (50021points) December 7th, 2019

Names that perhaps suit your personality like…

Andre the rather large individual

Mean Mary

Trevor the Titular

Or maybe just one you like the sound of, do tell!

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cookieman's avatar

Cookie Man the Deliciously Invincible!!

I would wear a luchedor mask adorned with a pattern of chocolate chips. My cape would have a portrait of Mrs. Fields on it.

Yes, I would have a cape.

RedDeerGuy1's avatar

I would use my real name. So as not to confuse the family genealogy researchers in the future.

josie's avatar

The Outlaw Josey Wales

filmfann's avatar

Fruit Of The Loom.

(That’s what my boxers already say)

Brian1946's avatar

With my inordinately Caucasian complexion, I’d be the Vanilla Gorilla.

gondwanalon's avatar

The Red Puma

Sagacious's avatar

Dainty Destroyer

seawulf575's avatar

If I chose Stretch Armstrong, would I get sued Hasbro?

rebbel's avatar

Blue Corner

ragingloli's avatar

Mister Fister.

LadyMarissa's avatar

Wrecking Ball & I’d have Miley Cyrus singing my theme song!!! Hey, IF I’m going to dream, I’m going to dream BIG!!!

ucme's avatar

@josie Don’t piss down my back & tell me It’s rainin!
@Sagacious I like that, might steal it.
@lucillelucillelucille Alright, I will, but could you answer the question first please?

lucillelucillelucille's avatar

@ucme -Ha! that’s my name. Don’t wear it out!

KNOWITALL's avatar

The Annihilator
The Axe
The Ape Woman (D list name)

ucme's avatar

I reckon I’d keep it nice & simple & name myself English Rose
I hope that’s what I’d be doing every time I hit the canvas!

ucme's avatar

@KNOWITALL I’m loving Ape Woman!
Fancy a banana? lol

elbanditoroso's avatar

UCME, of course.

Undoubtedly Crazy Middleweight Exhibitionist

KNOWITALL's avatar

@ucme Bahaha, of course!

SQUEEKY2's avatar

The semi, I will hit you like a tractor trailer .

Darth_Algar's avatar

Mister Meaner.

kritiper's avatar

Jack Hammer.

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