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What is the most ingenious thing you've ever made or come up with?

Asked by flyawayxxballoon (1352points) August 30th, 2008

I’m just wondering…was it some kind of invention? Maybe a painting? Or a just a thought/realization? Anything at all.

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judochop's avatar

The clapper, but low and behold the patent office tried to tell me that someone else came up with it first. I then left the building singing this little jingle, clap on, clap off….The clapper…Wouldn’t you know it, someone stole that too and made millions….Hmmm
I am now working on a self scooping litter box but I hear that someone out there has that too….Go figure. If Al Gore can invent the internet then I sure as hell can take some credit for the clapper and this self scooping little box. I am mad genius .

Theotherkid's avatar

I thought of a new way energy could be made which involves a turbine in a cylindrical chamber who’s walls are covered in magnets. On each fin of the turbine magnets are put on one part to attract the magnets on the wall and the other part to repel the wall behind the fin. This would result in a non-stop spinning propeller which would provide us with electricity. I don’t know if it will work or not, but still, don’t steal my idea! :-)

rowenaz's avatar

Serving Kosher food in Poland….counting on the Pre WWII nostalgia….first hubby wouldn’t get on board, but soon after they made kosher beer – and millions. Dumbass – good thing I divorced him…

stratman37's avatar

I can’t tell you what it is until my patent is approved.

glitterrrrfish's avatar

me and my friend invented a brand new type of ciggarette. Its colorful, classy, eyecatching, and has aroma therapy properties in it. Still on progress

AstroChuck's avatar

Kosher Ham.

JackAdams's avatar

I once designed a coin-operated elevator.

When I took the blueprints to the local US Patent Office, three employees dragged me outside and beat the feces out of me.

August 31, 2008, 1:59 AM EDT

Knotmyday's avatar

Solar-powered air conditioner. Still working out the kinks.

boffin's avatar

Twister on a fitted bed sheet….

JackAdams's avatar

Try NAKED Twister on a fitted bedsheet. (Best college game, ever created!)

The game instructions read, “Just add liquor.”

August 31, 2008, 7:47 AM EDT

Bri_L's avatar

@boffon that rocks

stratman37's avatar

How about naked Twister on plastic sheets? Mmmmm

stratman37's avatar

with KY! sorry, forgot to finish that.

JackAdams's avatar

No! Crisco Oil!

August 31, 2008, 8:32 PM EDT

stratman37's avatar

I can’t believe it’s not (your) BUTter!

JackAdams's avatar

Kay was the last girl to get fondled at the orgy.

Someone said, “Poor Kay…”

“BUTTER!” was heard from the refrigerator.

August 31, 2008, 8:38 PM EDT

rowenaz's avatar

Yeah, I had to repeat that last one out loud to get it….funny.

glitterrrrfish's avatar

I don’t get it

rowenaz's avatar

It’s from an old American tv commercial

JackAdams's avatar

Here is one of the TV ads, to further explain the joke:

September 1, 2008, 7:59 AM EDT

Sloane2024's avatar

An electric cheese grater. :)

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