If you received an email from Santa tonight asking if you'd been a good boy or girl, how would you answer & what present might you ask for?

I would say boy.
And I would like a comfy sjawl.

I would put it in my Spam folder, because there is no freaking way that Santa exists.

I’d tell him I’ve been great and that there’s no need to put this in a stocking.

Santa does exist see, coz he sent me an email, so there clever clogs!
I told him I’d been a very good little boy & asked if he could sort me out a night with Jessica Alba so I could be a bad big boy :D
He’s going to try, but made no guarantees!

I’m good!
A sail for my Tiger outrigger canoe please.

I’m always good, and I’ll take another rescue dog.

I’d say I’m a good girl and would like more cookies.

And a clone.

And the ability to pause time for a year.

And some more money.

I’ve been exemplary…...please send cash in any amount. Thanks!

I would send him noodz with embedded malware.

I would say “yes” and I’d ask for Marisa Tomei in my bed.

I have been exceptionally good this year. I wish for a permanent, good paying employment for my youngest son and a huge success with his new business for my oldest son.

If you have been making a list and checking it twice, Santa, you would know that I am always a good boy. I want a .38 caliber Smith and Wesson revolver with a 6” barrel and adjustable sights, and a black holster to fit the pistol. Thanks! You’re the best!

I’m always good.
Show me the money-please

I would respond with “if” you are indeed real, then you should already know that and what I want as well.

I’m a good person who needs a break.

“Santa, are you kidding me? I’ve had fun, so that means I’ve been bad.”