If your username here was a character in a story, what role might suit it best?

The law abiding stick-in-the-mud.

It is.

I would be a misspelled country.

Don Quixote

Whatever you fear as you stutter it every time you say it.
It’s not villainous to make you clean your room

The Hound of the Baskervilles.

Manager of a Tiki Bar

The Queen of the land. I guess whose also in the military?

I want to be an evil queen though. and A military spy

YARNLADY is the mother of a shepherd. Her best friend is a spinster (yarn spinner). Her knitted sweaters are very prized among the villagers where she lives. They are valuable trade goods with neighboring towns. She is a respected elder, and known for her kindness. She has received awards for her volunteer work and can always be counted on by those in need.

A pingu id chances upon a penguin without an egg. Waddle happen next? Fat chance of finding out in another egg sighting episode.

The gratingly annoying sidekick.

Lunch

Yellowdog, to me, sounds like a hippy which a group of hippies refer to, and talk about but is never actually seen,