I would like to request some personal information, who here has an "outie"?

You want me to put it out there, is that it?

Sorry, I have the cutest little innie you’ll ever see!!!

I have an innie.
Around Halloween, I put a piece of candy corn in it to be more festive.

Belly button census?..

Innie here, checking in.

I appear to be special :D
Just knew I was marked for greatness!
@Pinguidchance You can belly dance if it takes your fancy!

Everytime I fart, it pops out for a bit, screaming, and I have to push it back in.

@ucme Everybody here tells you how special you are every single day and I know that you knew it already

@ucme , Loli, are our most special jellies. And interestingly enough, they have my most special belly buttons….Hmmm…

You’re going to sell this information aren’t you?

@chyna Rats! Foiled again & I woulda gotten away with it if it wasn’t for you meddling kids!

@SEKA All false modesty aside, yeah…you’re not wrong!

Mine is an innie, and it’s deep.

I hate having a belly button. It requires cleaning, and I use a qtip. It feels like I’m impaling myself. I hate the sensation.
I actually use a medical grade cleaning solution. So that I don’t have to clean it so often. It still sucks.

I don’t see why it can’t just go away, after birth.

It’s the most useless part of my anatomy… My apendix probably serves me more.