What items would you like to be for sale?

Stickley furniture or cobalt carbonate.

Not sure how this is related to your previous question. I mean, you can purchase those items.

@Darth_Algar Sorry I ran out of time to edit. I realized my mistake too late. I removed the mentioning of the word tactical.

Tactical bidet

Tactical neighbor (Ok, not for sale, but move in nearby, and run drills every day in his front yard, walk around the neighborhood lobbing fake grenades.)

Tactical bf

Mini tank

A remote control that works on the wife.
The mute button would be worn down in hours!
Actually, make that the pause button, coz she’d come at me with violent intent :D

X-ray specs. The shares of my lead-lined bra-panty company would skyrocket.