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RedDeerGuy1's avatar

Do you want to share a funny comic or joke?

Asked by RedDeerGuy1 (16737points) 1 week ago

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ragingloli's avatar

There are two types of people in the world.
1. Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.

LadyMarissa's avatar

It seems that covid19 has killed my funny bone!!!

Love_my_doggie's avatar

A peanut butter sandwich walked into a bar, sat down, and ordered a beer. The bartender said, “I’m sorry, but we don’t serve food.”

kritiper's avatar

I have a knock knock joke. You start.

RedDeerGuy1's avatar

@kritiper Knock Knock. Who’s there?

rockfan's avatar

I recently gave up chocolate, nuts, and marshmallows. It was a rocky road.

rockfan's avatar

I asked my doctor if he was on twitter, but he had never heard of it and replied “I’m not following.”

rockfan's avatar

I could go on and on with Dad jokes lol.

longgone's avatar

Why do nurses need red pens at work?

(poolq ʍɐɹp oʇ pǝǝu ʎǝɥʇ ǝsɐɔ uI)

And:

Why can’t you explain puns to kleptomaniacs?

(ʎllɐɹǝʇᴉl sƃuᴉɥʇ ǝʞɐʇ sʎɐʍlɐ ʎǝɥ┴)

kritiper's avatar

@RedDeerGuy1 I guess you’ve never heard of knock knock jokes. Before your time…

Love_my_doggie's avatar

Q: What borders on insanity?
A: Canada and Mexico

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