If we farted from our mouths & laughed out of our bottoms, how would that work for you?

~You mean we don’t right now? What do you mean if?
I assume that it would be socially acceptable.

The face masks could be scented with a charcoal liner!

Brushing your teeth suddenly takes on a whole new dimension.

Like this ?

I’d need to weight the hems of my skirts.

Wearing face masks would help us bask in our own glory.

I was rather focusing on the arse laughter as that, I imagine would be hilarious.
Seated laughs would be muffled sniggers, whereas folks bending over would blast out raucous guffaw style laughter.

Apparently, Pete Buttigieg does that.
Watch closely as his mouth talks, and he is still laughing. :-D

Not good for people who don’t know their ass from their elbow.

It could make smoking a lot more fun!

Amused at the thought of Fluther’s “intellects” furiously gathering in the gloom to pour scorn on this question…bless :D

@ucme haha!

@rukidding, that’s gross!
Unexpected for sure.

It would probably make George Carlin’s joke much more realistic when he said “Gee Marge, anyone can have bad breath, but you could knock a buzzard off a shit wagon!”