Considering the amount of people that believe that 5G causes covid, how many people do you think actually believe that birds are drones built by the government to spy on people?

Sounds like something from The Onion but with more depth.
Hilarious.

To be fair a lot of today’s news sounds like Onion articles.

I don’t know!

I don’t know of anybody who claims that 5G causes covid. IF they do, they aren’t saying it out loud!!!

Playing devils advocate here:
Maybe 5G made artificial intelligence smart enough to order bio-weapons labs to create Covid-19 from the DNA sequence with laundered money. Stolen from crypto currency like Bit-coin, and paid for to labs that work with no questions asked.

I do know people who think that 5G causes symptoms, but those people don’t believe covid really exists (or some think it’s pretty much just like any other cold virus.) Some of them likely believe in bird drones. That’s one I haven’t personally heard, but I know someone who very likely currently has C19 and denies it even though she literally can’t breathe, but she is pretty sure it’s the 5G tower and Bill Gates evildoing. It’s an extraordinary degree of denial.