Food fight: What fits best up an average sized adult nostril, a party sausage or an cube of cheese?

Fits best – as in: blocks the passage of a sneeze? Or fits best, as in “fashionable”?

Cube of cheese would block effectively. Party sausage would be acceptable to wear to a party.

They are both pliable, and will adapt to their available space.
Neither would be beneficial to your breath.

Why not both? One for each nostril.

I think there is a scientific answer to this question. We need only consult the writings of the great French astrologer, physician, and future-teller – the great Nostril-damus. In his writings you can learn all that he nose.

With enough force, they all fit equally well.
I am assuming the “party sausage” is a phallic innuendo.

The sausage makes the most sense as cheese can’t be trusted.

The party sausage was not an innuendo of any kind just a party sausage!
I shall try both “tricks” out & report back the carnage!

@ucme Use cottage cheese, maybe even brie.Limburger if you’ve got guts!

Use a Harzer Roller or a Casu Marzu.

I may go full “Rambo” & arm myself with that disgusting squirty tube cheese…that plunged up a nostril will likely drown the wife victim!

@ucme -How about some grated Parmesan?