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What are some of the worst compliments you have received?

Asked by chyna (46911points) July 22nd, 2020

I guy I was dating, years ago, told me over the phone that I have beautiful blue eyes. I have brown eyes. Very dark brown. Any bad compliments you would like to share?

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josie's avatar

“I’m impressed that you are not fucked up“

KNOWITALL's avatar

The worst was saying I had nice child-bearing hips. Boy bye.

lucillelucillelucille's avatar

“You’re a baby making machine.” Fuck right off

kritiper's avatar

A guy I worked for asked me how my “little” business was doing.

KNOWITALL's avatar

@lucillex3 Misogynist pigs. I swear!!!

lucillelucillelucille's avatar

@KNOWITALL -I wanted to throw up but I didn’t have a bib available. XD

KNOWITALL's avatar

Oh my rich step grandma said we had a cute starter home once. We have two bedrooms we don’t even use lol. She lives in a four story historic home by herself in Nebraska. Funny lady.

Dutchess_lll's avatar

One guy told me “You’re just made for sex.”

Another guy that I went out on a couple of dates with had a convertible Mustang. Nice car.
On our last date he told me I made a nice seat cover for his car.

It kills me that guys actually think those, and the examples others have given, are compliments. ???? WTF??

anniereborn's avatar

“You’d be hot if you lost weight”

anniereborn's avatar

@Dutchess_lll Sadly half of me took it as a compliment. I had it bad for this guy.

Dutchess_lll's avatar

I am so sorry. What is the end of that story @anniereborn?

ucme's avatar

After drunk sex…

“That was quick but you did so well not to fall off!”

Patty_Melt's avatar

Several ending with, ”...for a woman.”

As a kid I just hated the popular, my how you’ve grown. I didn’t grow. I hit a spurt somewhere around third or fourth grade, but I was still hopelessly smaller than all my classmates.

janbb's avatar

My mother’s elderly cousin said to me at a party, “You look like life agrees with you, Jan.” When I said yes, she said, “I mean you’re getting fat!”

KNOWITALL's avatar

@janbb Wow, backhanded compliment for sure. My grandpa used to do the same thing, bless his heart. :)

canidmajor's avatar

@janbb I once had a guy say to me “Wow, if you were 20 pounds lighter, you’d be gorgeous!” I was not overweight.
I told him that if he were George Clooney, so would he.

kritiper's avatar

@lucillelucillelucille I didn’t give him the satisfaction of an answer.

Love_my_doggie's avatar

It was a guy, in a bar, who was trying very hard to have sex with me. Paraphrasing here, but it went something like this: “I think you’re beautiful. My friends think you’re so ugly you should put a paper bag over your head, but you’re sexy and gorgeous to me.”

Yeah, he really thought that would work; that I’d be so desperately grateful for his compliment that I’d jump into bed with him.

anniereborn's avatar

@Dutchess_lll We hooked up later on for a night :p

Darth_Algar's avatar

“You seem pretty smart for a drop-out.”

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