If you died today, and were reborn as a baby with all your memories and knowledge intact, what would your first words be after keeping your mouth shut for a year?

“MAGA”. They would probably think I was saying “MaMa”.

Nothing has changed. Put me back in the womb

Teach me calculus!

Phew, what took so long?
Handle with care.

“I am the second coming of Christ, your Lord and savior. Hear my words and obey.” in Latin?

Nah. I expect I’d conceal my knowledge to take advantage of it without revealing to others what was going on. Imagine getting to cruise through school already knowing everything, and/or be treated as a super-gifted child and given a decade or two to study whatever you want without “get a job” expectations.

Probably “Now what?”

They tend to be my first words anyway, as I start a typical day. I’m thinking they might also be my last when the time comes.

I used to carry a folder to work project meetings that had “Now what?” written on the front in large black calligraphy.

Keeping my mouth shut for a year, though: that part seems implausible.

“Wow- 3 months late! Next time I’ll get a womb with an exit sign.” ;-)

(MULTIPLE expletives deleted!!!)

Want..jazz!
TV…movies!
Read…books!
Haagen Daz ice cream…bar!
We..go…beach!
Coke…Nachos!
Oh and fuck trump!

“What generation of Playstation is out?”

Shit! I have to do this again?

Can I have a baby sister?