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What are some new jokes?

Asked by RedDeerGuy1 (17970points) 1 month ago

I just had this one in a dream.

How does a zoologist get an extension for an assignment?

She says that her homework ate her dog?

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kritiper's avatar

Vaginal discharge is the firing of a zip gun from a hidden location.

Jeruba's avatar

I don’t think there are any new jokes, but your switch on the homework line is pretty good.

SQUEEKY2's avatar

Did you hear the one that Trump thinks he won the election?

cookieman's avatar

Did you hear the one that Trump thinks he was a fabulous President?

mazingerz88's avatar

Nothing new, still old. NSFW.

Superman was flying over the city when he spotted Wonder Woman sunbathing fully naked on top of a rooftop. He thought he could just swoop in, give her supersonic speed lovemaking and fly away without her knowing. So he did and flew away with a grin.

Wonder Woman : What was that?
Invisible Man : I don’t know but my ass is really hurting.

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I just came across this

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