Please help: Am I the Fluther, or the Fluthee?
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JLoon (
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January 28th, 2021
Attorneys only please.
Unless you’re a priest.
Maybe a nun.
Or almost a doctor.
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Neither. You are a jelly.
@JLoon
Your contributions to Fluther are 100% deductible.
@JLoon I have enjoyed fantastical savings at the department store of my choice by loudly proclaiming my jelliness. Try it.
Today is Friday so you can get dressed up in Aloha wear.
Aloha wear is appropriate every day.
Fluther is a collective noun so you would be a Flutherer individually but you’re really a Jelly. We just haven’t been able to hold your induction ceremony yet because of the pandemic.
I work with doctors so I’m well qualified to answer this question.
Um, what was the question?
You called? My card. Shyster Shyster and MaCormick. Attorneys at Law. Sometimes Doctor. Not really, but I play one with my grand kids when they get a boo boo and Mamma Bear isn’t available. I’m handy with iodine and slap a mean band aide. Not a priest, just the Grande Inquisitor of Toledo. No point wasting a good fire, just cut her loose and we’ll fry some cat fish. Uh – what was your question?
Now, whereas the party of the first part agrees with the party of the second part, to – damn this is small print, having trouble reading this. Maybe if I had longer arms. Got a baboon in your purse?
All we are is an observer.
All we are capable of, is agency and choice.
@zenvelo – My contributions are also 100% worthless :)
@Hawaii_Jake and @Tropical_Willie – Do you guys share the same closet?
@janbb – I hope that initiation includes forgiving all my sins. Or at least the ones I charged to credit.
@chyna – The question was, where can I get prescription strength tequila?
@stanleybmanly – I’ve already been thrown out of two convents…(okay, they were lesbian book clubs).
@Nomore_lockout – I’ll show you what I’ve got in my purse, but you can’t tell the moderators.
@Pazza – That sounds like a lame excuse, but I’m going to use it anyway.
@Everyone else – Do you even care that I tried to make my hair look like a jellyfish?!
Willie and I used to be neighbors, sort of.
@JLoon You say your hair looks like a jellyfish? Guess only your hair dresser knows for sure. Since we’re doing old commercials, Aren’t you glad you use Dial? Don’t you wish every one did? Whew, guess I could use some myself. Well, its leap year, guess it’s time for my shower. Been a spell.
@JLoon Don’t look now, but the IRS just drove by in an unmarked car. You might have done better to take your chances with the Inquisition.
@Nomore_lockout – Yes. Yes it does, and everyone knows. Except the IRS.
You take showers?!
Of course. Every third Tuesday in Leap Year. Whether I need one or not.
I thought everybody was an eggman and I was the walrus…
Whatever you are, you are invaluable to Fluther.
Actually, I think you are a flutherer, just like all of us.
@crazyguy – That sounds like too many witnesses ;)
I’m not a priest but I used to play in church!
‐-Watch out for the hidden crypt oh Dr. J!—
@omtatsat – Since you’re obviously a priest, I feel blessed ;)
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