Have you ever spilled the freshly roasted Thanksgiving turkey on the floor?

Yup. Nobody cared. Wiped it off with a damp paper towel, told everybody so they could opt out of eating it if they wanted, served it up. We were young and didn’t worry about a lot of stuff.

No. But if I did, ditto @canidmajor.

No, but the hot liquid poured out all over my dad’s feet when the cheap aluminum tray started to sort of bend and fall apart haha

No. Thank God. However, my middle sister almost did one year. :) My dad took the time with each of us girls to watch him grill meats and check on the meats.
When my sister almost dropped the grilled turkey, he never asked her to watch anything anymore. :)

5 second rule?

;D