Please share a funny or weird question? (NSFW)

“How did all of these people get in to my room?” Asked by Dean Martin one time on the Johnny Carson show.

Famous drummer Buddy Rich was once asked by a nurse before going into surgery, “Is there anything you can’t take?” Rich replied, “Country music”.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

How much milk is needed to drown an 800 pound gorilla made completely of Froot Loops?

This was actually my very first question on Fluther. It was modded.

Shouldn’t Mr. Universe have to compete in bodybuilding contests, with beings from other planets? ;)

What’s a good lubricant for pancakes?

You do know that you’ll have bad times, but it’ll always wake you up to the good stuff you weren’t paying attention to???

@Hawaii_Jake “This was actually my very first question on Fluther. It was modded.”

And rightly so! It’s incredibly offensive to gorillas. What a evil question…

^I would like to state that no gorillas were harmed making that question.

:D

Buddy Rich was awesome.

What would happen if I took someone’s good luck charm, and left them with a doowackadoo?

@Brian1946, I have actually felt that to be a valid prerequisite.

Am I experiencing amnesia and Deja Vu at the same time? I think I have forgotten this before.

^^ And I just thought I was having a bad day…you’ve got me beat!!!

I tend to think of really deep questions while on road trips. The last time we drove down to socal, I pondered this really poignant thought:

Does anything with a butt fart?

Are the current oil prices reminiscent of the 70s? I mean we had a Ford in the White House and still no gas?

From George Carlin: “If God is all powerful, could he make a rock so big that he, himself, couldn’t lift it?”

Have you ever had an original thought that was your own?