What is this facial expression called?

A mix of:
“See, told you so…”
“What the heck is this, bro…”

Beluga ~

Lol!
Smirk face.

Hmm… I’m thinking…

Looks pleading to me.

Er lacht wie ein Bauer mit Zahnschmerzen.
He is laughing like a farmer with tooth ache.
@chyna I translated it just before you asked me to :-)

^Translation?

Ahahahahaha!

“Mmmmm. . .love me some canary!”

Is the modern lingo for this, “derpy smile”?

It’s kind of a sarcastic smile.

That’s my O face.

Not me; the Russians did it.

“Oops, it’s did it again.”

Chagrin

Well, my husband, with his customary indelicacy, would have called it a shit-eating grin.

It’s like a shoulder shrug. Like, I’m just a cat, what do I know from Putin?

Mousemouth.

Or – “Ready for my tongue bath Vlad.”

Here’s my shaky translation, calling upon my memory of high school German (which I took when Kennedy was president). Please pardon my humble guesses:

What Putin has [gained? achieved?] in less than a week:
• All of Europe has united.
• Germany has [something to do with weapons or warfare].
• Sweden and Finland want into NATO.
• Turkey and Greece have a common enemy.
• Switzerland is no longer neutral. (!)
• Russia’s economy is flat on the floor.

What Putin has not gained:
• Ukraine.

How’d I do?

Derp.

Just noticed that @Zaku beat me to it.
What they said.

Post thorazine injection bliss?