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What are some good child-like Halloween jokes?

Asked by Mitsu_Neko (762points) September 16th, 2008

My son and brother (8 & 5 respectively) love silly kids jokes…Don’t post the answer automatically…I wanna see if I can get it right.

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rss's avatar

Who did the zombie bring to the dance?

poofandmook's avatar

very childlike…

What is a witch’s favorite food?

Amish_Ninja's avatar

Why did the ghost get invited to the party?

Seesul's avatar

What do you get when you cross a vampire with a snowman?

Mitsu_Neko's avatar

His ghoul friend
Ice Scream and BooBerry pie
I give what???

Seesul's avatar

Here is another website with some more, you may need to filter them for age appropriateness.

poofandmook's avatar

the answer to mine was a “sand-witch!”

Sueanne_Tremendous's avatar

Why couldn’t the witch get pregnant? Because her husband had a Hollow Weenie!

Amish_Ninja's avatar

He likes to Groooooooooooove! < like a ghost moaning>

Mitsu_Neko's avatar

i like it Amish Ninja
Poofandmook I wasnt sure so I listed the fave of monsters

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