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Anybody want to play the marriage name game?

Asked by AstroChuck (37306points) September 25th, 2008 from iPhone

A couple of examples-
What is Queen Latifah married Larty King?
(Queen King)

Or you can use hyphenated names-
What if Al Frankin came to CA for a same sex marriage to Ben Stein?
(Mr. & Mr. Franken-Stein)

One more-
What if Olive Oyl married Brad Pitt?

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scamp's avatar

Oh, this is gonna be fun!!

Knotmyday's avatar

Kat Von D. and John Ratzenberger?

JackAdams's avatar

While I am thinking up some names, what do you think of this, as the final line in a same-sex wedding ceremony?

“I now pronounce you TOP and BOTTOM.”

trudacia's avatar

Kevin Spacey and Macy Gray…Macy Spacey.

AstroChuck's avatar

What if M. Night Shyamalan marries Doris Day and decides to take her name?

poofandmook's avatar

Vin Diesel and Minnie Driver… Mr and Mrs Diesel-Driver

AstroChuck's avatar

How about Candy Clark and Michael Caine?

tedibear's avatar

My favorite oldie from childhood: Minnehaha and Don Ho? She becomes
Minnehaha Ho

AstroChuck's avatar

And if Queen Latifah married Don Ho…
Of course she’s gonna need a shovel.

scamp's avatar

Ok, I cheated a little and got this online, but it was too funny to not share!

If Woody Allen married Natalie Wood, divorced her and married Gregory Peck, divorced him and married Ben Hur, he’d be Woody Wood Peck Hur.

today I actually had a client on the phone named Ida Bimbo

poofandmook's avatar

If Track Palin married Paul Walker, He’d be Track Walker.

JackAdams's avatar

And his mother would never be elected VP.

maybe_KB's avatar

(same sex)

Harry Snowden (f)
Stevie Wonder (m)
Harry Wonder

tWrex's avatar

Alright… This was hard because I had a certain name I wanted, but couldn’t figure out how to get it.

(same sex)
John Locke(m)
Jimmy Pop(f)

Jimmy Pop-Locke

fireside's avatar

Myley Cyrus and Noah Wiley
Myley Wiley sounds like a circus ride

fireside's avatar

Turns out Clay’s not gay:
Melissa Joan Hart-Aiken

scamp's avatar

This one is a stretch, so use your imagination. Meghan McCain and Kevin Bacon

Meghan (makin) Bacon

Knotmyday's avatar

I think Melissa Joan Hart would like George Burns better, just an opinion…

scamp's avatar

I cheated again, but just for laughs….

If Ivana Trump married, in succession, Orson Bean (actor), King Oscar
(of Norway), Louis B. Mayer (of MGM), and Norbert Wiener (mathematician),

she would then be Ivana Bean Oscar Mayer Wiener

stratman37's avatar

Anita Bryant and Andy Dick!

stratman37's avatar

(same sex) Smokey Robinson and James Blunt

stratman37's avatar

(same sex) Owen Wilson and Clive Owen

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