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GAMBIT's avatar

What three things would you do first if you won the 2008 election?

Asked by GAMBIT (3852points) September 26th, 2008
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dalepetrie's avatar

You mean if I personally won it, or if my candidate wins?

GAMBIT's avatar

I’m sorry I wasn’t more clear dale. I mean if Mr. dalepetrie was the next President of the United States of America.

JackAdams's avatar

So you don’t want to know if Mr. JackAdams won, what he would do?

GAMBIT's avatar

Of course Mr. JackAdams.

dalepetrie's avatar

Well, of course, it’s very likely I WILL win…

http://www.news3online.com/index.php?code=26v1A644v9E7y74XxVRm

So, of course my first 3 actions will be….

#1 – break out the Cristal
#2 – call all my hos in the different area codes
#3 – call McCain and tell him to suck it.

willbrawn's avatar

Go to Disneyland?

JackAdams's avatar

If I were to run, I’d get elected, because of the following planks in my platform:

1. Eliminate ALL income taxes, both state & federal

2. Adopt a foreign policy of total neutrality as is the case with Switzerland

3. Mandate that the Death Penalty should apply to crooked politicians.

basp's avatar

I’d kick bush out of the country.

JackAdams's avatar

You got MY VOTE!

sundayBastard's avatar

After my inauguration. (The Wars would automatically be ended.)

1. Well, let’s just say Bush and anyone in his circle(and there are probably a-couple of thousand). Would be executed on the White House Lawn, but since I would be a green president. I would use their blood to repaint the House.

2.I would commender the Federal Reserve, Oil companies and Wal-Mart. While, closing the doors on the IRS, Homeland Security and any private military Companies and their pals.

3.Distribute land and wealth equally to all citizens.

Since I am the president I’ll add a fouth thing.

4. I will sign the original U.S. Constitution with my own blood. So that, if anyone who dares to violate! Must be prepared! To spill their own blood.

cyndyh's avatar

@dalepetrie: I like your list, but in reverse order.

dalepetrie's avatar

cyndyh-

Yeah, reverse would work.

In fact you could change #1 and #2 to be the same as #3…I wouldn’t mind telling McCain to suck it 3 times.

cyndyh's avatar

Maybe he should suck it once for each car or house he has.

dalepetrie's avatar

I don’t think I could handle that much sucking.

Of course, if he took out his teeth he could probably get a good lock.

basp's avatar

Since watching the debate, I’m going to revise my answer.

I’d kick bush out of the country.
Then I’d kick mc Cain out.

augustlan's avatar

1) End the war
2) Figure out a way for taxes to be fair across the board
3) Change the way all future elections are handled

Then, tell McCain to suck it!

arnbev959's avatar

Presidential pardons for everyone convicted of minor drug charges.
Legalize it.
End the war.
Cut most government programs.

galileogirl's avatar

DEMAND A RECOUNT!

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