What is your advice on this (NSFW) question?
If you are about to soil yourself?
At home, at night, in bed?
Do you:
1) Walk very slowly to the bathroom
2 ) run very fast
3) walk normally
Humor welcome.
Feel free to share your experience?
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If I knew it could happen on any kind of regular basis, I’d fix up washable rugs to catch dribbles on the way to the potty.
In the moment, I’d say you grab for something—a T-shirt, a pillowcase, a bathrobe—and stuff it between your legs, then move like lightning to the toilet. Depending on the configuration of your bathroom, throw the mess in the tub or shower before or after you land.
If this is an ongoing problem, better wear something like Depends to bed.
Go back to sleep. The sheets were going to get washed in the morning anyway.
Are we talking about composting?
Oh, and get a waterproof mattress cover.
There are also those disposable blue pads, roughly 18” x 24”, that they use in hospitals and senior residences (and also for babies). You just spread them on top of the sheet in the target area.
I have water bottles next to my bed. Some are full of water. Some are empty.
I’d just pee into the empty bottles.
Another option I have is the airtight box i pour used cat litter into. I could just pee into that.
#2 Luckily my ensuite is right there.
Truly for any incontinence, I’d but adult diapers, and the rubber bed sheets. I always joke to my husband if we get too bad we’ll make a bed in the bath tub! Ha!
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